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发帖数: 351 | 1 推销
一天我在宿舍看书，一个推销的进来向我推销袜子。我嫌麻烦就买了几双，
等那人走了，我仔细一看差点乐晕：上面写着“made in deguo”。 | e***e
发帖数: 351 | 2 Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,
and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me tha | e***e
发帖数: 351 | 3 没有注意
政府某部有两个职员吵得面红耳赤，没有注意部长就在旁边。
甲说：你是最大的白痴！
乙说：我这辈子从没见过像你这么蠢的猪！
这时候部长插口了：两位先生请注意。你们忘了我在这里。 |
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