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Jesus Saves
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This
goes on for a few hours until they
come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines
of code streaming up the screen,
for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a
bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that
the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and
cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all
when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the
voices of an angelic choir pour forth
from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact.
How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves." | l******m
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