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发帖数: 5309 | 1 A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your
driver's license?"
The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
DUI."
The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."
The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"
The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw
the owner's card in the glove box
when I was putting my gun in there."
The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"
The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
the woman who owns this car and
stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by! police, and the
captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure
. Here it is." It was valid.
The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"
The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The
driver owned the car.
The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
there's a gun in it?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body in it."
The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.
The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said
you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead
body in the trunk."
The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying son-of-bitch. told you I was
speeding, too!" | l********i
发帖数: 8858 | | f***a
发帖数: 1434 | 3 录音不能当证据。
【在 l********i 的大作中提到】
: 有录音你就SB了
| c****n
发帖数: 1630 | | r**o
发帖数: 534 | | i*****t
发帖数: 24265 | | c****n
发帖数: 1630 | 7 只能说明这个笑话水平太低，看个开头就知道结尾，还那么冗长
你要是觉得这个很幽默，不是你很有幽默感，而是你笑点太低
【在 r**o 的大作中提到】
: 幽默感确实不是普遍存在的
| O******n
发帖数: 1505 | 8 那怎么还有说警官测速枪不准逃过罚单的
基本上警官记不清位置，车型，司机特征，都会自动造成司机无罪。
【在 i*****t 的大作中提到】
: 警察说你超速就是超速
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