【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 pizza 所发表 】
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW:
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
but Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil,Drops Grease Everywhere,
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM:
Garbage Motors
HYUNDAI:
Hope’s You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive