l*******s 发帖数: 26303 | 1 Did you hear about LeBron's cell phone? It only vibrates, there's no ring.
The city of Dallas declared tomorrow is LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to
leave work 12 minutes early
How come Lebron only gave the guy 75 cents when asked for change for a
dollar?
Because he doesn't give the 4th quarter.
The real reason Lebron didn't go to college....couldn't pass the finals.
why hasnt lebron purposed to his girlfriend because he doesnt have any rings |
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D********n 发帖数: 1595 | 5 This one is funny.haha
New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary:
LeBron
1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally
LeBroned it."
2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was
LeBroned."
3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you
would be LeBron to me."
4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the
Heat."
5. (adj) ringless, no ring; "Put your cell phone in LeBron mode in the
library." |
T*******i 发帖数: 4992 | 6 靠,其他叫LeBron的太惨了
【在 D********n 的大作中提到】 : This one is funny.haha : New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary: : LeBron : 1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally : LeBroned it." : 2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was : LeBroned." : 3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you : would be LeBron to me." : 4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the
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g******z 发帖数: 893 | 7 Lebron
The art of ejaculating into your hands, then throwing the semen in air like
Lebron James does with powder.
Ryan: John, why is there semen on the ceiling?
John: Well Ryan, last night I watched some killer porn and gave myself a
Lebron!
Ryan: That must have been some movie!
【在 D********n 的大作中提到】 : This one is funny.haha : New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary: : LeBron : 1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally : LeBroned it." : 2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was : LeBroned." : 3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you : would be LeBron to me." : 4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the
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m******s 发帖数: 8493 | 8 no3 no5还好。。
【在 D********n 的大作中提到】 : This one is funny.haha : New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary: : LeBron : 1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally : LeBroned it." : 2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was : LeBroned." : 3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you : would be LeBron to me." : 4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the
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A*****a 发帖数: 52743 | 9 喜欢lebron mode
【在 D********n 的大作中提到】 : This one is funny.haha : New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary: : LeBron : 1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally : LeBroned it." : 2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was : LeBroned." : 3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you : would be LeBron to me." : 4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the
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L******l 发帖数: 76 | 10 我在Cleveland的广播听到了一个:
LBJ reminded me Micheal Jordan,
when he played baseball. |