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发帖数: 9616 | 1 http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ycn-8567855
Top five Miami Heat jokes
By Mark Paul, Yahoo! Contributor Network
Wednesday, Jun 1, 2011
Ever since the day LeBron James(notes) and Chris Bosh(notes) jumped ship to
Miami in the offseason, the Heat became a team that many people love to hate
. They rank up there with the Lakers and Yankees as teams that people either
really love or really hate. Not surprisingly, most people outside of Miami
can't stand the Heat. They are overexposed, appearing on ESPN almost every
five minutes. They are egotistical, taking to Twitter to post any number of
comments that irk sports fans all over the country. Worst of all, they are
very good. The Miami Heat ran through the Eastern Conference playoffs and
are now in the NBA Finals. That will make a lot of NBA fans unhappy. For
those NBA fans, making some jokes about the Miami Heat can be very
therapeutic. Here are five tasteful jokes about the Miami Heat that you can
share with your friends and family.
What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns
off the video game system.
Yes, it's true that Miami won in 2006. But remember, these jokes are
inspired by the current version of the Miami Heat, who bragged about winning
six or seven NBA crowns before playing one game together.
How do you keep a Miami Heat player out of your yard? Put up a basketball
net.
This joke came about because of the Miami failure to close out games.
Despite all the stars, Miami lost many games on the final possession because
of poor shooting. Even now, nobody on their team can shoot better than Dirk
Nowitzki(notes).
What is the difference between a Miami Heat player and a baby? A baby
eventually stops crying.
Not only did the Heat get cited for a locker room crying story, but they do
whine on almost constant basis.
How did Dwayne Wade prove that players should stay in college? He recruited
LeBron James and Chris Bosh, with a combined one year of college, to take
less money and play second fiddle to him.
This is one of my favorite jokes about the Miami heat and there offseason.
Why do Miami Heat fans wear white to home games? To provide extra
handkerchiefs to players.
Another joke about the crying, but also a good one to poke a little fun at
Miami fans who show up late for home games.
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发帖数: 822 | 2 why five?
Not one, Not two, Not three, Not Four, Not five..... |
e*******e
发帖数: 9616 | |
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发帖数: 9616 | |
e*******e
发帖数: 9616 | 5 原来“He still lives with his mother—Carlos Boozer!”也是heat announcer搞出
来的，靠，我以为是在bull的主场自己人开玩笑呢。heat整个organization都烂得不轻
The Hornets may be the worst team in the NBA not owned by Michael Jordan.
But at least they don’t walk on eggshells. Remember three months ago when
Ferrell handled the introductions before a game against the Bulls?
“He still lives with his mother—Carlos Boozer!”
“His favorite movie is ‘The Notebook’—Derrick Rose!”
“He’s a Scorpio and a horrible dancer—Joakim Noah!”
“He still listens to Bell Biv Devoe—Trevor Ariza!”
“He doesn’t speak a lick of English, but we still love him—Gustavo Ayon!”
On and on he went in what was generally regarded as the highlight of the
Hornets’ season. Except in Miami, where that last comment about English
would probably have elicited a bilingual statement of condemnation from the
Heat.
For your own good Miami, lighten up. You might even have your PA announcer
gig your biggest star the next time a substitute goes in for him.
“LeBron James is taking his talents to the bench!”
He might laugh all the way to an NBA title.
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发帖数: 42603 | 6 螺丝那个是啥意思？
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: 原来“He still lives with his mother—Carlos Boozer!”也是heat announcer搞出
: 来的，靠，我以为是在bull的主场自己人开玩笑呢。heat整个organization都烂得不轻
: The Hornets may be the worst team in the NBA not owned by Michael Jordan.
: But at least they don’t walk on eggshells. Remember three months ago when
: Ferrell handled the introductions before a game against the Bulls?
: “He still lives with his mother—Carlos Boozer!”
: “His favorite movie is ‘The Notebook’—Derrick Rose!”
: “He’s a Scorpio and a horrible dancer—Joakim Noah!”
: “He still listens to Bell Biv Devoe—Trevor Ariza!”
: “He doesn’t speak a lick of English, but we still love him—Gustavo Ayon!”
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发帖数: 45267 | 7 同求解
搞出
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: 螺丝那个是啥意思？
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m********r
发帖数: 2895 | 8 名字吧-爱情电影
【在 N*****m 的大作中提到】
: 螺丝那个是啥意思？
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: !”
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 9 这也行？冷笑话都够不上啊
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: 名字吧-爱情电影
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m********r
发帖数: 2895 | 10 其他几个不是更糟糕
要不为什么说Heat整个organization都是烂人呢
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: 这也行？冷笑话都够不上啊
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 11 其他几个好歹能看懂
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: 其他几个不是更糟糕
: 要不为什么说Heat整个organization都是烂人呢
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l*****o
发帖数: 19653 | 12 这个电影挺好看，有一句台词很有名：
That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.
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: 这也行？冷笑话都够不上啊
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 13 chick movie
【在 l*****o 的大作中提到】
: 这个电影挺好看，有一句台词很有名：
: That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.
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