l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: leonana (leonany), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 19 21:05:53 2011, 美东)
WASHINGTON (AFP) – When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian
fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about
what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?
In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising
atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of
any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes
back.
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when
the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left
behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take
that burden off your mind."
The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have
paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same
address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and
loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be
left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture, which one
US Christian fundamentalist group has penciled for Saturday.
When judgment day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart
Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will
drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up
their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them
happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.
"This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not
expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Centre told AFP.
Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar
prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes
true.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usreligionanimalsoffbeat |
E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 2 我以前就問有沒有人要跟我合夥做這個， 有木有?
259x 135 =$34,965 不是太多錢， 買豬頭肉還是夠的 |
l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 3 我是想说，不是你搞的？
【在 E*****m 的大作中提到】
: 我以前就問有沒有人要跟我合夥做這個， 有木有?
: 259x 135 =$34,965 不是太多錢， 買豬頭肉還是夠的
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 4 錯失機會， 我悲從中來....
【在 l*****a 的大作中提到】
: 我是想说，不是你搞的？
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 5 还有圣油不是
【在 E*****m 的大作中提到】
: 錯失機會， 我悲從中來....
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 6 這個要真買真賣，利潤少點。
我覺得原來的點子可能還有機會，2012 可能還有戲，人家照顧寵物，
我們可以幫忙照顧 left behind 的家人以及寵物，收費可以更高些。
【在 l*****a 的大作中提到】
: 还有圣油不是
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c****g
发帖数: 3893 | 7 感觉美国人信佛教的，越来越多了。
不如开发开发佛教市场，掌握先行权 |
l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 8 家人这点子不错
【在 E*****m 的大作中提到】
: 這個要真買真賣，利潤少點。
: 我覺得原來的點子可能還有機會，2012 可能還有戲，人家照顧寵物，
: 我們可以幫忙照顧 left behind 的家人以及寵物，收費可以更高些。
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 9 这个清海几十年前就下手了
【在 c****g 的大作中提到】
: 感觉美国人信佛教的，越来越多了。
: 不如开发开发佛教市场，掌握先行权
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 10 麻煩你設計一下這個服務計畫。
【在 l*****a 的大作中提到】
: 家人这点子不错
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 11 成，定金
【在 E*****m 的大作中提到】
: 麻煩你設計一下這個服務計畫。
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E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 12 讓你當老闆你還要什麼訂金?
【在 l*****a 的大作中提到】
: 成，定金
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l*****a
发帖数: 38403 | 13 不要搞阶级对立
【在 E*****m 的大作中提到】
: 讓你當老闆你還要什麼訂金?
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