s******a
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This list has been floating around the internet for a while now but it is
too funny and too true not to pass along. I am not sure where the original
came from, so if you happen to know, please let us know in the comments so
we can give them credit!
You know you’re a biologist when…
You regularly open the toothpaste with one hand.
You wash your hands before and after using the washroom.
You’re looking for a cook book by Maniatis
When you hear “tween”, you think of the surfactant, not the age group.
You’ve made dry ice grenades.
You’ve had dry ice grenades blow up in your hand.
You have callus on your thumb.
You use the word “aliquot” in regular sentences.
You momentarily vanish from social activities because of a timepoint.
You’ve never worn a clean lab coat.
You’ve used kimwipes as tissues.
You say “orders of magnitude” in regular sentences.
You flinch when you hear the word “significant.”
You’re very good at diluting things.
You’re very good at transferring small amounts of liquids between
containers.
You are fed up of people saying alcohol when they mean ethanol.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing you think of.
“SOB” is not an insult, it increases transformation efficiency.
You say “mills” and “megs.”
Noone in your family has any idea what you do.
You can make a short film in PowerPoint.
You consider a green laser pointer to be science bling.
When you see a fruit fly you check its eye color.
You refer to your children as F1.
You’ve suffered carpal tunnel from the pipetman.
You’ve played Battleship using tip boxes.
The front page of Science is your light reading.
Your quality insult is, “I’ve seen cells more competent than you!”
You’ve used, “I’d like to get in your genes…” as a pickup line.
For you, media is something which increases your culture.
Showing up at 10:00 A.M. and having a coffee is a productive day.
You say “conjugation” instead of “sex” and the word “pili” sounds
dirty.
You know how to pronounce the word “polymerase.” | p*****u
发帖数: 191 | | a****k
发帖数: 1130 | 3 哈哈，这个有意思，看到这两句很欢乐 ^_^
When you see a fruit fly you check its eye color.
You refer to your children as F1.
【在 s******a 的大作中提到】
: http://ge.geglobalresearch.com/blog/you-know-youre-a-biologist-
: This list has been floating around the internet for a while now but it is
: too funny and too true not to pass along. I am not sure where the original
: came from, so if you happen to know, please let us know in the comments so
: we can give them credit!
: You know you’re a biologist when…
: You regularly open the toothpaste with one hand.
: You wash your hands before and after using the washroom.
: You’re looking for a cook book by Maniatis
: When you hear “tween”, you think of the surfactant, not the age group.
| j***3
发帖数: 142 | 4 how can you forget the best one:
"The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play. ..." |
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