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发帖数: 18403 | 1 Please help me edit and feel free to send to your local politicians and
friends who supported us this year. I think authentic Chinglish is
actually harder than English.
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Dear Friendsi and Countrymen of America,
Firstly, I ask you to pleasi pardon my Chinglishi. My Chinglishi is not
that good, and I just hope my sincerity will ring through the internet,
through the whole stack of cables, cpus and protocols.
Secondly, I ask you to kindly accept my sincerest "tank you" (or is it "tank
yous"). Since this past October, when Disney decided and insisted that "
killing all Chinese" to solve the US government shutdown problem is a funny
joke, you have spoken out against their flippant disregard to human dignity,
even amid the silence of most mainstream media.
Looking back, this "joke" was a perfect test of our American character. Are
we hypocrites? Do we respect human dignity? Do we take responsibility for
our lives or just blame it on China? Do we laugh at the killing of our own
grandmas because we owe them $1000? Do we corrupt our own children with
hatred and blame-China-for-everything-wrong rhetoric? How much credibility
do we have left after nonexistant WMD in Iraq? How could I convince my
Chinese friends that Americans are peaceful and trustworthy people? Could I
even convince myself?
You have all passed the Disney's little test. You have gutsi and wisdome.
You cried foul when Disney insisted that you should laugh and be a part of
"American" culture. Blaming-China-For-Everything is not American
culture. Laughing-at-Genocide is not American culture. We hope it's not
part of any culture, but certainly not American.
Thirdly, by speaking with integrity and courage, you won my trusti. To the
congressmen and politicians who stood with us: you
should have the vote of every Chinglishi speaker as well. Because we are
Chinese-Americans and we are proud of being Chinese and proud to being
American. We are proud of you!
PS. Chinglish is hard. Please help me fix my grammar! Tank you vely muchi! | m***o
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发帖数: 18403 | 3 Beg big cattle helpe my Chinglish! |
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