a*********d
发帖数: 2763 | 1 Cyclists are the biggest sandbaggers and secret trainers around. They’ll
say anything to soften you up for the kill. Don’t let this happen to you.
Study this handy rider’s phrasebook to find out what they really mean when
they say:
What cyclists say and what they meanI think my tire pressure is low.”
Translation: Slow down, will ya?
“I definitely have a flat tire.”
Help me change it
“This trail is a blast!”
I hope you have good medical insurance
“I’m on my beater bike”
I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using Carbon Fiber blessed by the
Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a
fart and costs more than a divorce.
“This is a no-drop ride”
I’ll need an article of your clothing for the search-and-rescue dogs.
“That wasn’t that bad…”
Oh…my…god… I’m…having…a…heart…attack…
“Wow, that was at least 10 feet high”
5 feet max. probably closer to 4
“I don’t have a low enough gear.”
I’ve gained 5 pounds
“I’ve decided to buy a lighter bike.”
I’ve gained 10 pounds
“That climb wasn’t that bad!”
I’m going to puke
“I’m carbo loading.”
Pass the beer
“I’m tapering.”
I haven’t ridden in 2 months
“If you’re a good bike handler, you don’t need to wear a helmet.”
I’m so stupid and a brain injury wouldn’t affect me
“She hammers!”
She’s faster than me
“I bonked.”
I went too hard and all I had to eat was a twinkie
“If you don’t crash, you’re not going fast enough, dude!”
I crash a lot
“I don’t own a car.”
I’m a better person than you
“I do all my own bike maintenance.”
When I squeeze the front brake lever, the bike shifts gears
“Thanks for waiting.”
Wipe that smug grin off your ugly face
“Been riding much?”
How fit are you?
“Not much. You?”
My anaerobic threshold is 250 and my resting pulse is 14
“Well, let’s take it easy today.”
Ready, set, go!
“Hold on, there’s something wrong with my bike.”
Let’s stop so I can rest
“My tires suck!”
This climb is killing me!
“It’s getting dark.”
I wanna go home
“This bike is a piece of ****!”
I can’t ride worth ****
“This hill is easy.”
This trail’s pretty tough but I’m gonna try and lose you on it
“My bike was acting funny.”
Otherwise I would have whooped your butt!
“He’s pretty good.”
I know I’m better than him
“He spends a lot of time biking!”
I wish I was as good as him
“That thing’s a piece of ****.”
I wish I had one…
“It’s not that far”
Bring your passport. |
a*********d
发帖数: 2763 | 2 my fav part
I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using Carbon Fiber blessed by the
Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a
fart and costs more than a divorce. |
c********e
发帖数: 1339 | 3 The no-drop ride...
有一次看到一个no-drop casual ride, 被伙伴阻止了... 现在知道该怎么做了
when
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 8.6
【在 a*********d 的大作中提到】
: Cyclists are the biggest sandbaggers and secret trainers around. They’ll
: say anything to soften you up for the kill. Don’t let this happen to you.
: Study this handy rider’s phrasebook to find out what they really mean when
: they say:
: What cyclists say and what they meanI think my tire pressure is low.”
: Translation: Slow down, will ya?
: “I definitely have a flat tire.”
: Help me change it
: “This trail is a blast!”
: I hope you have good medical insurance
|
h*****a
发帖数: 1992 | 4 关于no drop ride，一般的意思是在山顶有3分钟regroup的时间。如果你过了三分钟还
没到，那就没人等你了。
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: The no-drop ride...
: 有一次看到一个no-drop casual ride, 被伙伴阻止了... 现在知道该怎么做了
:
: when
: ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 8.6
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i*********k
发帖数: 596 | 5 老大，这个真的是学习了。看来不能看字面呀。
【在 h*****a 的大作中提到】
: 关于no drop ride，一般的意思是在山顶有3分钟regroup的时间。如果你过了三分钟还
: 没到，那就没人等你了。
|
m******r
发帖数: 9604 | 6 no drop no ride?
【在 h*****a 的大作中提到】
: 关于no drop ride，一般的意思是在山顶有3分钟regroup的时间。如果你过了三分钟还
: 没到，那就没人等你了。
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a*********d
发帖数: 2763 | 7 你们城里人忒mean了，我们村儿的都等我，等到太阳晒得冒烟儿了，我还没到，他们还
回头来找我。
【在 h*****a 的大作中提到】
: 关于no drop ride，一般的意思是在山顶有3分钟regroup的时间。如果你过了三分钟还
: 没到，那就没人等你了。
|
M****e
发帖数: 139 | 8 Loool, my favorite:
“I’m on my beater bike”
I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using Carbon Fiber blessed by the
Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a
fart and costs more than a divorce.
“This is a no-drop ride”
I’ll need an article of your clothing for the search-and-rescue dogs. |
t****u
发帖数: 10218 | 9 No drop ride - roadies are more serious about training and performance. For
mountain bikers, a no drop ride is a no drop ride. :) |
j*********r
发帖数: 654 | 10 I rode with both groups and fully agree with Tianyu's comments!
For
【在 t****u 的大作中提到】
: No drop ride - roadies are more serious about training and performance. For
: mountain bikers, a no drop ride is a no drop ride. :)
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