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发帖数: 26 | 1 10. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
9. I wouldnt have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
8. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
7. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
6. I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
5. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
4. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
3. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
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