Fluctuations http://www.laughsonline.com/lol/99/0927.htm#lol
An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen
and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen, gets $66.
He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week.
The lady says "Fluctuations".
Asian man storms out, and just before slamming the door turns around and
says "Fluc you clazy Amelicans too!" @LOL