TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR
10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty
Garbage Bags.
9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going
downhill.
8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new
needle.
7. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are
Better Than This Piece of Junk."
6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as
sophisticated at the everyday abacus.
5. Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway
you're taking.
4. The sticker on the windshield