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发帖数: 53 | 1 1.The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the
men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his
kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the
truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their
wives' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall. All the
men did so but one little man who moved to the right. “It's good to see，
”said the king，“that we have one real man in the kingdom.Tell these
chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of
the hall.” “Your Majesty，”came the reply in a squealing voice，“it is
because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.”
2. Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make
Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make
Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
3. When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You
shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed
for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to
somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December.
Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was
so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When
Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which
month did he go away?"
4. A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens
cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to
know a second language."
5. Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with
her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she
backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car
and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning".
"Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this
drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"
6. One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a
composition – If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a
boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.I am waiting for my
secretary, was the boy’s answer. |
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