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发帖数: 5774 | 1 FOXBOROUGH, MA – Backup Patriots QB Tim Tebow was shocked today to discover
that, contrary to what he’d believed for the first 26 years of his life, h
e is actually a right-handed passer, and immediately dazzled his coaches and
teammates by going 26-28 for 379 yards and 6 TDs in practice after switchin
g to his correctly dominant hand.
RIGHT HANDED TIM TEBOW
Tebow: “I can’t begin to imagine how many Bibles I’ve been thumping with
the wrong hand.”
“Wow, this is WAY easier” said Tebow, after completing his final pass of t
he morning scrimmage, a perfectly thrown 30-yard dart that he zipped easily
through triple coverage and into WR Danny Amendola’s hands. “I should’ve
been doing this all along!”
“Well, that’s it for me. I’m expecting Tim to pass me on the depth chart
within the next day or two,” admitted starter-for-now Tom Brady. “I mean,
the guy was unstoppable out there. It didn’t matter if he was passing short
, medium, long, inside, outside, whatever. Once he switched to that right ha
nd, everything he threw was rocket fast, and laser accurate.”
Added Brady: “I’ve had a nice run with the Pats, but I think it’s safe to
say the Tim Tebow era has officially begun.”
Tebow, meanwhile, was excited about the new range of possibilities open to h
im thanks to his self-discovery.
“For years now, I’ve been jealous of other QBs like Aaron Rodgers and Drew
Brees, who make throwing a football look so easy. For me, it always felt li
ke a really clumsy, awkward motion,” said the chipper QB. “But heck, now t
hat I’m using Mr. Right Hand here, that ball just zips right out of there,
like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Gosh, I can’t wait for the
season to start. Look out, single-season passing records!” | d*****e
发帖数: 16730 | | b**l
发帖数: 33123 | 3 礼拜六我看他还是左手在扔
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【在 k******i 的大作中提到】
: FOXBOROUGH, MA – Backup Patriots QB Tim Tebow was shocked today to discover
: that, contrary to what he’d believed for the first 26 years of his life, h
: e is actually a right-handed passer, and immediately dazzled his coaches and
: teammates by going 26-28 for 379 yards and 6 TDs in practice after switchin
: g to his correctly dominant hand.
: RIGHT HANDED TIM TEBOW
: Tebow: “I can’t begin to imagine how many Bibles I’ve been thumping with
: the wrong hand.”
: “Wow, this is WAY easier” said Tebow, after completing his final pass of t
: he morning scrimmage, a perfectly thrown 30-yard dart that he zipped easily
| H**p
发帖数: 2504 | | H****3
发帖数: 7936 | 5 哇，你还是去了training camp了？有8g否？
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| b**l
发帖数: 33123 | 6 木有，热得要死；以后千万别周末去。
【在 H****3 的大作中提到】
: 哇，你还是去了training camp了？有8g否？
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