A few thoughts: 1) He's probably best staying in the hills of Appalachia.
God only knows how out of control he would be if he was in a city with
attractive women. 2) Does this guy even know what the inside of the gym
looks like? He looks like his diet consist of lifting Krispy Kreme donuts
from the table to his mouth. 3) 30 - 17 'nuff said