h***m
发帖数: 1869 | 1 The 6 Phases of Work - which phase are you?
Phase 1
You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle
is cute, and
your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or
going
anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation
. Your
coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good
hair day' feels
like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep
people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube
,
You wonder why you are even here in the first place. | p****8
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【在 h***m 的大作中提到】
: The 6 Phases of Work - which phase are you?
: Phase 1
: You are listening to jazz --
: Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle
: is cute, and
: your boss is the best!
: Phase 2
: You are listening to pop music --
: After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or
: going
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