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发帖数: 4037 | 1 http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5911944134
DAYE那段很搞
Title: from blizzard chinese forum.
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first, this is an emotional post, no technical content here. but for a
pay2win game like D3, there's no technique worth discussion at all, IMO.
this is post is mainly abusing and complaining. if you are a blizz fanboy
insisting that whatever trash game blizz made, you will still support them,
just like supporting your favorite stars, even if they behavior as animals,
then you'd better not read this post which will make you upset and angry.
for those who will say "if you don't like this game, just go away.", i'd
like to reply, i bought this game, i decide how to enjoy this game. slain by
monsters everyday is not fun for me, so i'm currently enjoying this game by
abusing and complaining about it.
i have played this game for 2 months. struggled to bring my 2 chars to lv60.
as blizzard said, the game begins from here. all skills and difficulty
levels are unlocked. after experienced inferno, i found that i am the
monster in this game. those monsters are the players who paid for this game.
i think they must be having fun. they maybe smiling when they saw me logged
in. when i was killed, i always imagine that 3 elites are sitting on the
ground and smoking. one said to another "do you think that S** OF B**** will
come again? he has died hundreds of time but still keep coming. he's really
a B****. i'm bored killing him.". another elite will say"you know, he's a
super B****". the last elite will say"you guys just sit here, have a break.
i will show you how i one shoot the S** of B****". then a heavy armored barb
showed up, still out of breath. but before he can do any attack he become a
small cross on the ground again. F***, i say. and feel vacuous.
difficulty?
i'm curious what's your definition of difficulty, blizz! are you seriously
thinking that increase monsters' hp and increase monsters' damage is the way
to increase difficulty? blizz made a blue post saying that if you died a
lot, it means you are undergeared. i'd want to reply:"F**** your M*****",
seriously. if godly geared, even my 8-months-old daughter can clear this
game by spamming left click. you call this difficulty? or your difficulty is
only to those who don't have OR don't want to use money on RMAH? the design
of the drop rate is ridiculous. what you can get in ACT1 can't help you
clear ACT1 which means even you farm 100 years you can't clear inferno if
you don't use AH. I've already paid for my game, why should i pay more on AH
to enjoy this game? if you don't want to use money on RMAH, sorry, the gate
of inferno is closed to you. but, is inferno that important? you will see
the same contents which you have seen hundreds times! nothing new in inferno
. the story is the same! the dialogs are the same! the only new stuff is the
high ilvl items. but, even if you can faceroll inferno, what will happen?
smash and revenge the elites that once laught at you? but i wanna shout to
ask, is this fun? this fun? fun?
why powerlevel is not legit?
i want to ask you narcissism devs, are you really so cofident that believe
players would be glad to watch the stories, cinimatic hundreds times, like
drunk?? you think your story is a B.I.B.L.E? i'd like to power level my
character to lv60 by killing monsters, why couldn't i? why you nerf EXP when
repeat a quest? because your garbage server can't afford people create
games repeatedly? some people like to walk into every corner on the map, but
others would like to level efficiently. that's players freedom. you can't
tell players how to play. suppose i bought a wash machine, i'd like to put
rice in it, and i think it's cool, why can't i? even some people may think i
'm an idiot, but i still can do it, am i? you can't lock my wash machine
remotely when i do this! it's none of your bussiness! i bought the wash
machine, i decide how to use it! that's called liberty, you americans
understand liberty better than i do, don't ask me to teach you what the
liberty is! if you really understand what players need, you should provide
some place for power level. even make an achievment called power level. this
will be fun for some people. tortured by monsters until pee-poo out of
control is not fun!
why increase repair bill?
It doesn't make any sense. if i can't beat a monster, why can't i simple
choose die? now you are punishing people for dying. can't you be more
reasonable? be reasonable will not make you P.R.E.G.N.A.N.T! you said, you
don't want players zerg. another "you don't want", eh? i'm undergeared, i
don't want to use real money, i'd like zerg, why does it matter? i'm proud
of myself if i can clear the act by zerging! why can't i? the only way left
to me is the RMAH. I would advise you opening a supermarket rather than a
game company.
why servers are so crap?
i totally can't understand. i'm IT related. when the development of a system
is done, the number of simultaneous links of the system is the most
important statics we will check out. you should have done it, aren't you? if
your servers are not capable of the number, why you still selling you
copies? you still sell the game even when you know that some of the players
can't login or having lantency issues. can i think this is cheating? some
will say, there are so many chinese farmers here that make the game laggy. F
*** u. there's nothing to do with it. if your server are capable of the
number of people who bought your game, you should not have any lag issues.
LAST, i want to say:
i don't know whether you have a DAYE, blizz. but whether you have or not, i'
d say F*** your DAYE. do you know DAYE? let me explain you, DAYE is your
father's brother, yes, you american call him uncle. so, F*** your uncle. you
maybe confused why F*** uncle as there are mother, sisters there. let me
teach you again, and remeber it: it's called LIBERTY! in your blues, "we don
't want" this, "we don't want" that. don't want players farm pots/vases, don
't want players farm bosses repeatedly, don't want players power level, but
do you know, 1000 people will have 1000 ways to have fun. there's a chinese
saying: your cuisine may others poison. i like farm pot, even only 1 gold
drops from a pot, i will still farm it anyway for nothing just to hear the
crisp sound. this is a superb playing style that you can't understand. you
made us unable to afford dying, then nerfed gold farming spot. i'd ask what
do you want to do? are you guys just want to torture players for fun? just
like the Development And Reform Committee in our country who will say "wow,
these days are so peaceful, let's markup the gasolin price!". you guys say"
wow, lets see how will these S** of B**** be if we nerf both weapons damage
and monsters HP to its half!", "add rage timer see whether these S*** of B**
** can handle it or not!" the other day.
Blizz, do you know why D3 can sell so good? that's for the sake of D2, that'
s for the sake of millions people like the Diablo franchise, that's for the
sake of we 30's memories. if this game is not released by the name Diablo,
it will be nothing than a S***. just like those popup ads on web sites, a
semi-n.a.k.e.d loli saying "hi, click me, i will become a monster. register
now, you will get 1billion gold!! yes, 1 billion gold, not 1 billion S***M".
Edit: censored dirty words.
To those who quoted the early version. Plz delete the quote or re-qoute. Ty
for your cooperation. | I******n
发帖数: 5952 | 2 下面有个哥们因为翻译被ban了
i got banned for this post.
i spent 1 hour translating it, so very glad to see my work again.:) | l********4
发帖数: 101 | | l********4
发帖数: 101 | 4 随便看了看，又看到一个很搞的
ＷＴＦ～！！！ Ｗｈｙ Kwan Dao no Rare ?
Blizzard do you know that This weapon is used by God Of Fighter ? Guan Yu ?
Chinese Police & Ganster pray to this God
Pls study History! Weapon should not be named under ＇White＇
White = Junk Weapon
Very inrespectful.............Phew!!!!!!!
| H****a
发帖数: 642 | 5 OP 中文在此
首先这是一篇纯心情贴，没有任何技术含量，其实对于花钱买装备就能爽的D3而言，也
压根没什么技术值得讨论的。本贴主要以谩骂和发泄为主。如果你是blizzard的忠实粉
丝，并且的坚定的表示，无论blizzard作出怎样垃圾的游戏，你都无厘头的表示支持，
如同你所钟爱的明星，无论他做出怎么样禽兽不如的事情，你都不离不弃。那么为了避
免你肠胃不适，肝火过大，这帖子你可以不看。对于那些说“你不喜欢玩就别玩，少在
这唧唧歪歪的”人，我想说，我花钱买的游戏，我怎么用这个游戏娱乐是我的事。我认
为天天让怪物打我，并不能让我娱乐，我目前玩D3的主要方式，就是以骂他为主。
D3上线接近两个月。我跌跌撞撞的把两个角色练到60级。按照blizzard的说法，现
在游戏才刚开始。所有的技能全部都解锁了，所有的难度你都可以去了。再经历了炼狱
的种种洗礼之后，我发现，在这个游戏里，我才是怪物。而那些怪物才是花钱买游戏的
人。我想它们一定很爽。每天一见到我就嘿嘿傻笑。每当我跑魂的时候，我都在想，那
三个蓝怪肯定这会蹲在地上抽烟呢，估计正聊着，一个蓝怪说“你说那孙子也挺执着的
吧，都死了几十次了，还他妈来。他不烦我都烦了。”另一个蓝怪，边吐火边说“你们
懂什么，这就叫犯贱超人，”最后一个深沉的说“哥几个看着，这个货这会再来，我给
你玩个一击毙命，你们都歇着，蹲一边看着就行”。然后看见一个**野蛮人，穿着沉重
的盔甲，哼哧哼哧的跑过来，刚摆了一个要出手的造型。就被灭了。。瞬间变成小十字
架戳在地上。我狂骂一声，我操你妈的。然后有几分钟四顾茫然不知道该干什么。
难度？？
我很想问问，blizzard的人，你们是怎么理解难度这个词的。把怪物的血加大，把
伤害提高。这就是增加难度？并且blizzard一再的在自己的蓝帖里振振有词的说，如果
你总是死，这说明你的装备等级不够。我真想严肃对这帮孙子说，我去你妈的。如果仅
仅是穿了牛B的装备，然后随便让我8个月的女儿，瞎拍者鼠标也能过关的游戏，这叫有
难度嘛？难道你的难度仅仅是针对那些没钱，或者不愿意花钱的玩家嘛？D3的装备掉落
设计非常的扯淡，第一章掉落的物品等级完全不可能支撑玩家到下一章节去玩，也就是
说，就算你在地狱里打一百年，如果你不去AH，，你就别想在炼狱里混。我已经花钱买
了游戏了，为什么要在AH再花一遍钱。如果你不花钱，那么不好意思，炼狱的大门已经
向你关闭。但其实炼狱的门开了也没啥意思，剧情完全一致，全是那些你已经听到耳朵
起茧子的对白。无非是貌似更好掉落的极品装备。就算你能完全碾压炼狱又能怎么样呢
，把那些曾经嘲笑过你的蓝怪全部干趴下？这貌似是我目前唯一的动力。。但是，但是
，，冤冤相报何时了。。还是算了吧。
那些考验玩家微操作能力的，考验技能搭配的，考验玩家智商的的设计，那些设计
被称为难度。而不是这种只要花钱就能搞定的难度，这种难度完全是来恶心玩家的。同
样恶心玩家的还有，那个傻B树妖都已经死了，为什么我冲过去捡东西还要被毒到？？
你非要我在那滩恶心的尸体前默哀够了才能去捡东西嘛？？我想问问你，这有什么意义
？？我想对着山谷大声呼唤，这他妈的有什么意义，有什么意义，，意义，，，义，，
，，。。。
为什么不让我快速升级？？？
我很想对问问你们的自恋狂编剧和游戏导演。你们对自己设计的剧情就这么有信心
，你们就一厢情愿的认为玩家会看20遍，依然如痴如醉？？你以为你们的剧情是圣经啊
。我就喜欢在简单难度里用虐待怪物的方式混到60，为什么重复做任务就要降低经验？
就是为了你们那个垃圾服务器禁不起玩家反复上下线的折腾？有人喜欢细细品味，走遍
地图的每一个角落。也有人喜欢做无聊但是很有效率的事情。这是玩家的自由。你们没
有权利限制，这就好比，我买了一个洗衣机，你们建议我拿来洗衣服，可我就喜欢拿来
装米，我觉得拿洗衣机装米比较拉风，比较能彰显我的个性。你可以嘲笑我是个土鳖，
但是你不能因为我拿洗衣机装米，就远程锁定，压根儿就不让我打开洗衣机的门。。洗
衣机是我买的，我拿来洗衣服还是装米装面是我的自由。。自由，你懂嘛？？liberty
，你们美国人不是号称最明白自由的含义嘛。这个不用我教你吧。如果你真正的理解玩
家，你们就应该善意的设置一些可以快速升级的地方。设置一些可以快速升级的方法，
比如大号带小号之类的。你们甚至应该设置一个最快升级到60的成就。把这个也作为游
戏的乐趣的之一，让游戏的乐趣多元化，而不是总是一味的被怪物虐待到大小便失禁。
为什么修理费那么贵？？
这个是最无厘头的修改。我打不过我死总行了吧，现在死也不让随便死了？？你们
还能不能讲点理？？讲理能怀孕嘛？？你们说，你们不希望玩家拖尸过。。又是你们不
希望。我装备差，我又不想花钱，我就喜欢拖尸过，凭什么不行？？我拖尸我自豪，这
也是我的乐趣，你管的着嘛？现实问题是，玩家一死，怪物就回血。就算拖尸也未必过
得去。现在你连拖尸也不让了。就剩最后一条路，就是去花钱买装备。我想问问，，你
们干脆去开个超市算了。做什么游戏啊。
服务器为什么这么烂！！
这个我最不能理解。，我本身是做it的。你们的系统成型之后，一次能并发支持多
少用户数。这个应该是整个系统最重要的指针吧。。这个数字你们会不知道？？你们既
然不能支持那么多用户登录，你们卖那么多拷贝干什么？也就是说，你们明明知道，这
其中有些用户一定登陆不上，或者说登陆上来也是慢动作，也玩不了。你们还是继续卖
。这能理解为骗钱嘛？有人说，因为大陆人多。扯淡，这个和大陆人有一毛钱关系。你
服务器就能容纳那么多人，就算这些人全都在韩国，台湾，一样的卡。换句话来说，你
们服务器没有那么大容量之前，就别卖那么多拷贝。
最后我想说！！！
我不知道Blizzard有没有大爷，不管了，不管你有没有大爷，我都操你大爷！，大
爷你懂吗？就是你爸爸的哥哥。你们美国人叫uncle，你们可能很奇怪，放着妈妈妹妹
不操，为什么要操大爷。我教你一回，你记住了，这就叫自由。。看看你们的蓝贴，通
篇充斥这样这样的词句“我们不希望”，，不希望拖尸过，不希望反复做同一个任务，
不希望踢罐子，不希望反复刷boss，不希望，，，，有一千个人，就有一千种娱乐的方
式，不能你觉得有意思的，就一厢情愿的认为别人也觉得有意思。同样的，你觉得没意
思的，也许我觉得很有意思呢。换句文雅的一点的话就是，汝之醇醪，彼之鸩药。我就
喜欢踢罐子，每次掉一块钱我也踢，不为别的，就为听一声脆响。。这种高境界，你能
理解嘛？你让我们死不起，又不给简单便捷的金币来源。你想干什么？你们的游戏设计
师，是不是每天睡醒来就是想今天怎么折磨一下玩家。就好像我们的发改委，稍微太平
两天就出来涨涨油价？嗯，，今天我们来玩个死不起。过两天我再把怪物的伤害降低，
然后把玩家武器的伤害也降低，看看这两个孙子谁厉害。。你们不是喜欢刷boss嘛，好
，我弄个狂暴。。看看这次还弄不死你。
Blizzard，，你们知道为什么D3这么火吗，完全是仗着D2的威名。仗着万千玩家对
这个系列的宠爱，仗着我们这些30大几的人残存的一点往日记忆。如果这个游戏不是顶
着Diablo系列的名号，它就是一坨屎。放在大陆也就是浏览器时不时蹦出来的小广告的
档次。一个小萝莉半解罗衫，骚呼呼的说，快来点我啊，不点我就变怪物了哦。。现在
注册不但全免费还送一亿金币哦，你没看错，是一亿金币不是一亿精子哦。。 | b********t
发帖数: 1500 | 6 OP 中文水平很高
佩服佩服!
【在 H****a 的大作中提到】
: OP 中文在此
: 首先这是一篇纯心情贴，没有任何技术含量，其实对于花钱买装备就能爽的D3而言，也
: 压根没什么技术值得讨论的。本贴主要以谩骂和发泄为主。如果你是blizzard的忠实粉
: 丝，并且的坚定的表示，无论blizzard作出怎样垃圾的游戏，你都无厘头的表示支持，
: 如同你所钟爱的明星，无论他做出怎么样禽兽不如的事情，你都不离不弃。那么为了避
: 免你肠胃不适，肝火过大，这帖子你可以不看。对于那些说“你不喜欢玩就别玩，少在
: 这唧唧歪歪的”人，我想说，我花钱买的游戏，我怎么用这个游戏娱乐是我的事。我认
: 为天天让怪物打我，并不能让我娱乐，我目前玩D3的主要方式，就是以骂他为主。
: D3上线接近两个月。我跌跌撞撞的把两个角色练到60级。按照blizzard的说法，现
: 在游戏才刚开始。所有的技能全部都解锁了，所有的难度你都可以去了。再经历了炼狱
| I**********l
发帖数: 1350 | | t*****e
发帖数: 2470 | 8 思路清晰，英文能力不高却条理清楚用词甚妥。run-on虽多却言辞达意，牛逼人一个啊
。 | A****n
发帖数: 1367 | 9 学了个词
pee-poo out of control | s***f
发帖数: 300 | 10 感觉这两句要火
f** your DAYE
be reasonable won't make you P*R*E*G*N*E*N*T | | | m********4
发帖数: 1837 | 11 =。= 是美国人把汉语翻译成英语的，中国人是汉语那个版本，美国人翻译过去贴到官
网去了
【在 t*****e 的大作中提到】
: 思路清晰，英文能力不高却条理清楚用词甚妥。run-on虽多却言辞达意，牛逼人一个啊
: 。
| h*******s
发帖数: 3932 | 12 tortured by monsters until pee-poo out of control is not fun!
翻译成中文就是：被怪虐的屎尿失禁难道很好玩吗？！
【在 s***f 的大作中提到】
: 感觉这两句要火
: f** your DAYE
: be reasonable won't make you P*R*E*G*N*E*N*T
| s****n
发帖数: 1783 | | B********n
发帖数: 12753 | | d*********2
发帖数: 48111 | 15 现在讲汉语太不安全了,
以前happy hour or refreshment的时候几个老中聚起来随便骂大小老板.
现在发现新近新鲜人里N多能听懂中文的,
以后得学上海话骂人了
【在 m********4 的大作中提到】
: =。= 是美国人把汉语翻译成英语的，中国人是汉语那个版本，美国人翻译过去贴到官
: 网去了
| m********4
发帖数: 1837 | 16 哈哈哈，是啊，现在据说不少印度人都知道阿三什么意思，韩国人知道棒子什么意思了
【在 d*********2 的大作中提到】
: 现在讲汉语太不安全了,
: 以前happy hour or refreshment的时候几个老中聚起来随便骂大小老板.
: 现在发现新近新鲜人里N多能听懂中文的,
: 以后得学上海话骂人了
| g*******r
发帖数: 339 | 17 喷了喷了 关公都出来了
【在 l********4 的大作中提到】
: 随便看了看，又看到一个很搞的
: ＷＴＦ～！！！ Ｗｈｙ Kwan Dao no Rare ?
: Blizzard do you know that This weapon is used by God Of Fighter ? Guan Yu ?
: Chinese Police & Ganster pray to this God
: Pls study History! Weapon should not be named under ＇White＇
: White = Junk Weapon
: Very inrespectful.............Phew!!!!!!!
:
| M****i
发帖数: 1170 | | c*****a
发帖数: 1638 | |
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