s**********u 发帖数: 11996 | 1 男向狗学习,女向猫看齐。
狗:1.忠诚;2.听话(怕老婆);3.隐忍;4.让人有安全感(大事面前站得住)。
猫:1.优雅;2.温柔可爱;3.慵懒(家务活不大包大揽);4.对主人深情(对家庭)。 | l*******l 发帖数: 13923 | 2 看老外的名人名言。哈哈!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆,最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾)
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can
't faceeach other, but still they stay" together.
結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·;他們不但不能面對面,而且還分不開。
Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 -阿爾·戈爾)
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣,還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太,你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞
的,你會成為一個哲學家。
Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家,教育家 -蘇格拉底)
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感,同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?"
有一個好問題我總是沒答案;那就是“女人到底想要什麼?”
George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治·克魯尼)
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字,她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有燭光,音樂,和
跳舞。
她星期二去,我星期五去。
George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for twoyears."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 -魯迪.朱利安尼)
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿:
1. 當你錯時,馬上認錯。
2. 當你對時,閉上嘴巴。
Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星 -沙奎爾.奧尼爾)
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩特)
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年,然後我們相遇了。
Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星 - 亞歷克.鮑德溫)
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。
Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.李)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有個人驕傲的說 “我的太太是天使!”
另一個聽到的人說: “你真幸運!我的還活著!”
Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人 -吉米.金米爾)
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s
the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“親愛的,女士優先又怎麼了?” 丈夫回答說,”今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有
女的先來了!“
David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持人 -大衛.萊特曼)
【在 s**********u 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 男向狗学习,女向猫看齐。 : 狗:1.忠诚;2.听话(怕老婆);3.隐忍;4.让人有安全感(大事面前站得住)。 : 猫:1.优雅;2.温柔可爱;3.慵懒(家务活不大包大揽);4.对主人深情(对家庭)。
| r****o 发帖数: 3918 | 3 哈哈。 都很好笑
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【在 l*******l 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 看老外的名人名言。哈哈! : When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep : her." : 如果有人搶了你的老婆,最好的報復就是讓他留著。 : Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾) : "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can : 't faceeach other, but still they stay" together. : 結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·;他們不但不能面對面,而且還分不開。 : Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 -阿爾·戈爾) : "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
| l*******l 发帖数: 13923 | 4 千真万确,至理名言吧?
【在 r****o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 哈哈。 都很好笑 : : keep : can
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