Jesus and Green card - Immigration版

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Immigration版 - Jesus and Green card

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● 485的处理顺序是按照那个时间排的？	● 请教: H1B能转成L1B吗
● [合集] postdoc能不能申请EB1a/b?	● EB1A和EB1B要求是不是差不多？
● 发包子28个	● [合集] 我的教训
● how to deal with that Memo	● 补的加急已经付邮，求祝福
● 拿到绿卡后，继续用未失效的H1给小孩办旅行证？	● 乌鸦嘴是哪里都有呀，气死我了
● anyone's case was transferred from TSC to NSC?	● Eb1a PP寄出，求祝福。
● 如果接到Offer,还没有上班，能不能申请EB1B？	● ND之后被soft updated5次
● 为什么博后好排绿卡	● 怎样催要推荐信

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话题: jesus话题: prayed话题: green话题: harder话题: said

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v*****m
发帖数: 66

I prayed to Jesus for my Green card application.
Jesus said: Piss off! You are a chinese.
I prayed harder to Jesus.
Jesus said: Let me think about it. Go ahead and fight for your FBI name
check.
I sued FBI and my name check was cleared.
I prayed to Jesus again.
Jesus said: sorry, nothing I can do for you at this point.
I prayed harder and harder to Jesus.
Jesus said: thanks for the great prayers. But... fuck off. You are a
chinese.
........

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● 怎样催要推荐信	● 拿到绿卡后，继续用未失效的H1给小孩办旅行证？
● I 140 needs a name check and background check for 6 months??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	● anyone's case was transferred from TSC to NSC?
● EB1B filed	● 如果接到Offer,还没有上班，能不能申请EB1B？
● EB1-A I-140 DIY TSC, PP Approved on Saturday	● 为什么博后好排绿卡
● 485的处理顺序是按照那个时间排的？	● 请教: H1B能转成L1B吗
● [合集] postdoc能不能申请EB1a/b?	● EB1A和EB1B要求是不是差不多？
● 发包子28个	● [合集] 我的教训
● how to deal with that Memo	● 补的加急已经付邮，求祝福

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