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发帖数: 4193 | | m*****e
发帖数: 4193 | | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 3 The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette
Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my life and in
a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my
personal life. It is well known that the premise of “The Secret” is the
science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in
removing from your life those things that you don’t want. Before finding
this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive
visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point
of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for
destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff
punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed
out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had
an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system,
but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical
reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general
population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner
named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been
purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno
(prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by
him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level.
Although I’ve never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape
phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I
returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on
how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside
influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my
cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and
that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of
“The Secret”. Normally I wouldn’t have turned to a self help book to
resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn’t have any
other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to
read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the “Law
of Attraction” in which a primal universal force is available to us and can
be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the
first few chapters wasn’t exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had
never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises
of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed.
It was when I reached Chapter 6 “The Secret to Relationships” that I
realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his
negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved
into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was
a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into
a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried “The Secret” with me and when
Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next
eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice
positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made
visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I’m not sure
that everybody’s life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book
but I’m very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it
heartily.
Had I known The Secret came with a shiv, I would have ordered one earlier.
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