a*******t 发帖数: 891 | 1 今天我从我15岁的女儿电脑上搜出来一部A片,藏在“未来的职业”文件夹里,未来的
职业!What a
fucking day!
晚上我女朋友说我太娘了,我很火大,就跟她吵起来了,本来是想显得男人一点,结果
最后控制不住
哭起来了。What a fucking day!
昨天晚上我裸着就穿一内裤躺床上,边喝酸奶边上网,不小心酸奶滴到身上了,我正在
擦,我爸突然
进来了,居然以为我在SY什么话也没说扭头又关门出去了。What a fucking day!
今天对着镜子端详了一会儿,突然发觉自己长得有点像李宇春!What a fucking day!
周五喝多了带一女的回家,没有套,我有点担心搞出事,那女的说没事,及时出来就行
了。结果等到
高潮我控制不住了正要拔出来的时候,那女的突然两腿一盘裹住我的腰,死命夹着我大
叫:“当我孩子
的爹吧!!!” 我当场就在里面完事了。What a fucking day!
新买了件情趣内衣,昨天晚上吃完饭了悄悄换上,爬到饭桌上挑逗老公。。。。。。。
。。。。。。
桌子塌了,负伤,内衣撕破。What a fucking day!
今天和我小外甥坐沙发上一边吃 | Y******m 发帖数: 1422 | 2 Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours
later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I
went to lunch, and on the way back was rear ended in the rain. I was an hour
and a... half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually
my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't
know who my real mother was, and to be raised by |
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