c********h
发帖数: 7827 | 1 A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive Shaft.
She Had it Towed To Her Ford Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of S |
g******w
发帖数: 852 | |
p*****e
发帖数: 7299 | 3 to make your drivetrain sort of shimmy over a mattress, that's why everybody
values a blonde so much |
m****i
发帖数: 2201 | 4 昨天以来唯一一笑。。。
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】
: A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
: and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
: It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
:
: The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
: to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
:
: The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
: Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
: She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
|
g*****r
发帖数: 4444 | |
l*h
发帖数: 4124 | 6 1. 金发女不在照片里
2. 证明福特车有劲儿
3. Shimmy的意思想不起来了，以前见过，又查了一遍词典
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】
: A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
: and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
: It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
:
: The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
: to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
:
: The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
: Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
: She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
|
t*****g
发帖数: 1275 | 7 那看来这个也不是笑话了：
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're all true.
【在 c********h 的大作中提到】
: A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
: and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
: It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.
:
: The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
: to tear a hole in the fuel tank.
:
: The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
: Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees..
: She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
|
c*******o
发帖数: 27734 | 8 。。。
【在 m****i 的大作中提到】
: 昨天以来唯一一笑。。。
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