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Joke版 - 没看懂这个英文笑话
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s*******e
发帖数: 108
1
A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o
T*****n
发帖数: 18811
2
看不懂就别看了

mon
o
T
stair
jee
dr
followed
hi
t

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
: key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
: pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
: he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
: s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
: p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
: ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o

m**********n
发帖数: 27535
3
哈哈哈哈
我也没看懂
c********e
发帖数: 42175
4
删了吧,没人看得懂。

mon
o
T
stair
jee
dr
followed
hi
t

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
: key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
: pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
: he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
: s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
: p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
: ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o

F********e
发帖数: 1942
5
guess this is 英式冷笑话...

mon
o
T
stair
jee
dr
followed
hi
t

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
: key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
: pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
: he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
: s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
: p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
: ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o

S*********N
发帖数: 6151
6

mon
o
T
stair
jee
dr
followed
hi
t
一摸定身?

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
: key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
: pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
: he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
: s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
: p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
: ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o

B***i
发帖数: 256
7
读着像个恐怖故事。。。
V******9
发帖数: 1281
8
"Tag" is a Children's game. One child chases and touches (tags) another to
win. The tagged one will have to chase and "tag" someone else...
The joke just says the money is playing Tag. That's it!

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple mon
: key up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and o
: pened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey. T
: he man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stair
: s...the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jee
: p. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man dr
: ove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got o

s*******e
发帖数: 15758
9
哦?真无聊

【在 V******9 的大作中提到】
: "Tag" is a Children's game. One child chases and touches (tags) another to
: win. The tagged one will have to chase and "tag" someone else...
: The joke just says the money is playing Tag. That's it!

z***t
发帖数: 10817
10

monkey比ss傻多了 ss都会阴在暗处用laser反tag

【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 哦?真无聊
s*******e
发帖数: 15758
11
那是tamama干的事儿,你栽赃

【在 z***t 的大作中提到】
:
: monkey比ss傻多了 ss都会阴在暗处用laser反tag

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