s******r
发帖数: 5309 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Automobile 讨论区 】
发信人: sgrastar (Theodore), 信区: Automobile
标 题: Liar !
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 17 23:54:57 2010, 美东)
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your
driver's license?"
The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
DUI."
The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."
The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"
The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw
the owner's card in the glove box
when I was putting my gun in there."
The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"
The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
the woman who owns this car and
stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by! police, and the
captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure
. Here it is." It was valid.
The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"
The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The
driver owned the car.
The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
there's a gun in it?"
The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body in it."
The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.
The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said
you told him you didn't have a
license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead
body in the trunk."
The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying son-of-bitch. told you I was
speeding, too!" | l*****e
发帖数: 16384 | 2 假！
被pull over之前，警察一般都会跟一小段，查查车的信息，然后再pull over | s*****l
发帖数: 7106 | 3 lol
可惜speeding是有雷达测速receipt的
要不有点实用价值 |
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