F**D
发帖数: 6472 | 1 发信人: leeppp (Day I met you, and without you), 信区: Mechanics
标 题: Jokes
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Oct 18 12:54:23 2010), 转信
1.
Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said, "Wher
e
did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my
own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike
to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."
2.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
3.
One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him and s
aid,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked
up
the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took th
e
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I
'll
stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog ou
t,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't
you
kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfrien
d,
but a talking frog, now that's cool."
4.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was bette
r
to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundatio
n
for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion an
d
mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" Replied the architect and artist.
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some w
ork
done." |
|
