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发帖数: 7797 | 1 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately
, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with
surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another drink, and if my horse ain't back outside
by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to
have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had
another drink, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of
the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." |
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