x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 1 2)In Maine, It's Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14
3)In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing
A Murder
4)In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three
People At A Time
5)In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons
6)In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have
Personalized Plates
7)In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In
Any Bar Or Restaurant
8)In Alaska, Waking A Sleeping Bear For A Photo Opportunity Is Strictly
Forbidden
9)In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces
10)In South Carolina, You Must Be 18 Years Of Age To Play A Pinball Machine
11)In Michigan, Anyone Over Age 12 May Own A Hand Gun As Long As He/She Has
Not Committed A Felony
12)In Idaho, It Is Illegal For A Man To Give His Sweetheart A Box Of Candy
Weighing More Than 50 lbs
13)In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can't Last More Than Five Hours
14)In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands
15)In Louisiana, There Is A $500 Fine For Instructing A Pizza Delivery Man
To Deliver Pizza To A Friend Unknowingly
16)In Ohio, It Is Illegal To Get A Fish Drunk
17)In Arizona, It's Illegal To Own More Than 2 Dildos |
c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 2 16.。鱼放在酒里会怎样?
by the way,以后跟你学英文了。
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 2)In Maine, It's Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14 : 3)In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing : A Murder : 4)In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three : People At A Time : 5)In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons : 6)In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have : Personalized Plates : 7)In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In : Any Bar Or Restaurant
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 3 I was wondering the same thing.
您太谦虚了。互相切磋吧。
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 16.。鱼放在酒里会怎样? : by the way,以后跟你学英文了。 : : Committing
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 4 吃过醉蟹么?
我突然明白。
丫是用法律不让咱们吃醉鱼
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I was wondering the same thing. : 您太谦虚了。互相切磋吧。
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 5 哎,我说橙管, 看在我辛辛苦苦贴贴子的份上,给Mark一两个呗。英文看不懂,我不
是贴了些图片的吗?你看版四多好,认认真真地工作。该涨工资。
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 16.。鱼放在酒里会怎样? : by the way,以后跟你学英文了。 : : Committing
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 6 恩,正在看呢。不过一次你贴太多,看不过来吖
小贴怡情,大贴伤神啦。
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 哎,我说橙管, 看在我辛辛苦苦贴贴子的份上,给Mark一两个呗。英文看不懂,我不 : 是贴了些图片的吗?你看版四多好,认认真真地工作。该涨工资。
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 7 是呀。我伤多大神那。您的意思是:一天贴一条?我不是为了本版的兴旺作贡献吗!
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 恩,正在看呢。不过一次你贴太多,看不过来吖 : 小贴怡情,大贴伤神啦。
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 8 :-)感谢
贴几个就好了,多了大家也看不过来,版主也没精力都看到了。。
有特别好的,欢迎标题加:-),保证都会看到。
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 是呀。我伤多大神那。您的意思是:一天贴一条?我不是为了本版的兴旺作贡献吗!
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l****u 发帖数: 8729 | 9 长知识!
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 2)In Maine, It's Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14 : 3)In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing : A Murder : 4)In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three : People At A Time : 5)In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons : 6)In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have : Personalized Plates : 7)In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In : Any Bar Or Restaurant
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 10 嘿嘿。留着慢慢看。一个长周末呢。我喜欢把事情放在一起做。昨天差点被老板看见了
。你的意思是好的在标题前面加 :-)?
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : :-)感谢 : 贴几个就好了,多了大家也看不过来,版主也没精力都看到了。。 : 有特别好的,欢迎标题加:-),保证都会看到。
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 11 加了版务保证看到,不会错过。
不然我不知道lanzhu,我们原来是很难保证帖子都被阅读,都是跳着看的
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 嘿嘿。留着慢慢看。一个长周末呢。我喜欢把事情放在一起做。昨天差点被老板看见了 : 。你的意思是好的在标题前面加 :-)?
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l****u 发帖数: 8729 | 12 我白天用的机器YOUTUBE同 FB 等都被BLOCK了, 带VIDEO的帖
子就全放着了.
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 加了版务保证看到,不会错过。 : 不然我不知道lanzhu,我们原来是很难保证帖子都被阅读,都是跳着看的
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 13 还有这个说法。好玩。貌似本版的帖子也不多呀,怎么会不都被看到?
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 加了版务保证看到,不会错过。 : 不然我不知道lanzhu,我们原来是很难保证帖子都被阅读,都是跳着看的
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 14 没关系。就是娱乐
你也别太认真,觉得有乐趣才好。。不是都要看的
【在 l****u 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 我白天用的机器YOUTUBE同 FB 等都被BLOCK了, 带VIDEO的帖 : 子就全放着了.
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 15 版务时间多少不定啊。。
一般多了40篇吧,一天。。经常看不完的。。版务是long term长工啊。不容易
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 还有这个说法。好玩。貌似本版的帖子也不多呀,怎么会不都被看到?
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 16 版务真不容易啊!版二版三值夜班?
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 版务时间多少不定啊。。 : 一般多了40篇吧,一天。。经常看不完的。。版务是long term长工啊。不容易
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B********e 发帖数: 19317 | 17
你在国内上班?
【在 l****u 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 我白天用的机器YOUTUBE同 FB 等都被BLOCK了, 带VIDEO的帖 : 子就全放着了.
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c********e 发帖数: 42175 | 18 版三最近忙。版二还有history的版务挺多的
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 版务真不容易啊!版二版三值夜班?
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x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 19 谁?我吗?不是呀。
【在 B********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : : 你在国内上班?
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R***a 发帖数: 41892 | 20 加州就专门给华人超市exempt了禁止出售活动物的法律
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 吃过醉蟹么? : 我突然明白。 : 丫是用法律不让咱们吃醉鱼
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b*****a 发帖数: 14583 | |
x*****a 发帖数: 7797 | 22 不是我写的。
【在 b*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 为啥所有单词都首字母大写?
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b*****n 发帖数: 17570 | |
v*****s 发帖数: 20290 | 24 本版最近能灌水的新人层出不穷啊,眼看着班草就被拍死在沙滩上了。
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 版务时间多少不定啊。。 : 一般多了40篇吧,一天。。经常看不完的。。版务是long term长工啊。不容易
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v*****s 发帖数: 20290 | 26 别的都还好,第3条完全不make sense啊。不管穿不穿防弹衣,谋杀都是illegal的啊。
难道是说穿防弹衣要罪加一等?
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 2)In Maine, It's Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14 : 3)In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing : A Murder : 4)In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three : People At A Time : 5)In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons : 6)In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have : Personalized Plates : 7)In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In : Any Bar Or Restaurant
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h******y 发帖数: 351 | 27 How to get a fish drunk
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I was wondering the same thing. : 您太谦虚了。互相切磋吧。
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h******y 发帖数: 351 | 28 The last one is GOOD.
Dumb Laws in Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 2)In Maine, It's Illegal To Have Christmas Decorations Up After Jan. 14 : 3)In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing : A Murder : 4)In Nevada, It Is Illegal For A Man To Buy Drinks For More Than Three : People At A Time : 5)In Wisconsin, It Is Illegal To Serve Butter Substitues In State Prisons : 6)In New Jersey, Once Convicted Of Drunk Driving You May Never Again Have : Personalized Plates : 7)In North Dakota, Beer And Pretzels Cannot Be Served At The Same Time In : Any Bar Or Restaurant
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s*****m 发帖数: 8094 | 29
淹死
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 16.。鱼放在酒里会怎样? : by the way,以后跟你学英文了。 : : Committing
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