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Joke版 - 刚才同事IM了这个,还挺好玩的
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s******d
发帖数: 901
1
You're on a Horse, galloping away at speed. On your right is a sharp drop
off. On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a Kangaroo and your Horse is unable to overtake
it. Behind you, a Lion is chasing you. What must you do to safely get out of
this highly dangerous situation?
s******d
发帖数: 901
2
答案是这个
Get off the Merry-Go-Round and act your age.

overtake
of

【在 s******d 的大作中提到】
: You're on a Horse, galloping away at speed. On your right is a sharp drop
: off. On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.
: Directly in front of you is a Kangaroo and your Horse is unable to overtake
: it. Behind you, a Lion is chasing you. What must you do to safely get out of
: this highly dangerous situation?

g**f
发帖数: 725
3
So riding a Merry-Go-Round was considered "highly dangerous"? How?

【在 s******d 的大作中提到】
: 答案是这个
: Get off the Merry-Go-Round and act your age.
:
: overtake
: of

s******d
发帖数: 901
4
就是个脑筋急转弯,没那么严格

【在 g**f 的大作中提到】
: So riding a Merry-Go-Round was considered "highly dangerous"? How?
i****a
发帖数: 36252
5
Only Assumption:
Lion is chasing YOU
This is a highly dangerous situation
Fact:
You are on a horse; the fastest of all animals here
From the known info, you have no problem staying ahead of the lion, it
is not gaining on you.
Elephant and Kangaroo do not appear in the same continent naturally;
therefore one of them is artificially placed in the situation
Risk severeness:
1. Lion
2. Cliff
3. Elephant
4. Kangaroo
Assume:
You have some articles on you, at least basic clothing
You are fairly healthy and athletic
Resolution step by step:
1. Take off your shirt and throw it at the lion's face. The shirt will
cover the lion's eye and causes it to fall off the cliff
2. Take off your belt and whip the Kangaroo with it. The whipping will
cause the Kangaroo to jump upwards. Ride your horse pass the Kangaroo
from underneath when it jumps.
3. While your horse is still running parallel to the elephant, take off
your shoes and put them onto the sharp points of the elephant's trunks.
Use that as anchors to climb on top of the elephant.
4. take off your pants and wrap it around the elephant's neck and use
that to steer the elephant to safety

drop
overtake
out of

【在 s******d 的大作中提到】
: You're on a Horse, galloping away at speed. On your right is a sharp drop
: off. On your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.
: Directly in front of you is a Kangaroo and your Horse is unable to overtake
: it. Behind you, a Lion is chasing you. What must you do to safely get out of
: this highly dangerous situation?

B********e
发帖数: 19317
6
咋一看标题我震精了,到底花花草草橙子包子谁是你的同事呢。。。
s******d
发帖数: 901
7
???不常来这个版,什么意思啊?

【在 B********e 的大作中提到】
: 咋一看标题我震精了,到底花花草草橙子包子谁是你的同事呢。。。
x*****a
发帖数: 7797
8
看来衣服穿多了就是管用。

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: Only Assumption:
: Lion is chasing YOU
: This is a highly dangerous situation
: Fact:
: You are on a horse; the fastest of all animals here
: From the known info, you have no problem staying ahead of the lion, it
: is not gaining on you.
: Elephant and Kangaroo do not appear in the same continent naturally;
: therefore one of them is artificially placed in the situation
: Risk severeness:

g**f
发帖数: 725
9
你真闲。

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: Only Assumption:
: Lion is chasing YOU
: This is a highly dangerous situation
: Fact:
: You are on a horse; the fastest of all animals here
: From the known info, you have no problem staying ahead of the lion, it
: is not gaining on you.
: Elephant and Kangaroo do not appear in the same continent naturally;
: therefore one of them is artificially placed in the situation
: Risk severeness:

s*******a
发帖数: 8827
10
。。。

【在 s******d 的大作中提到】
: 答案是这个
: Get off the Merry-Go-Round and act your age.
:
: overtake
: of

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