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H******7
发帖数: 34403
1
WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:
This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent!
This system has been tried and it works in every state.
If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light, or whatever the
case may be, you're going to get points on your license and a surcharge on
your auto insurance.
This is a method to insure that you DO NOT get the points.
When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $80.00
make the check out for $82.00, some small amount over the fine.
The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference.
However, here is the trick: DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away!
THAT'S RIGHT...THROW IT AWAY...
Points are not assessed to your license until all Financial Transactions are
complete.
If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The
system has received its money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you.
This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up
the standard databases used by every state.
Send this to everyone you know. You never know when they may need it.
d********f
发帖数: 43471
2
这我相信

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【在 H******7 的大作中提到】
: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:
: This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent!
: This system has been tried and it works in every state.
: If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light, or whatever the
: case may be, you're going to get points on your license and a surcharge on
: your auto insurance.
: This is a method to insure that you DO NOT get the points.
: When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $80.00
: make the check out for $82.00, some small amount over the fine.
: The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference.

i****a
发帖数: 36252
3
Easiest way to determine if a piece of information is: scroll to the end and
look for "Send this to everyone you know". If you see something like that,
you know it fake.
Took me 2 seconds.

00
[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]

【在 H******7 的大作中提到】
: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:
: This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent!
: This system has been tried and it works in every state.
: If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light, or whatever the
: case may be, you're going to get points on your license and a surcharge on
: your auto insurance.
: This is a method to insure that you DO NOT get the points.
: When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $80.00
: make the check out for $82.00, some small amount over the fine.
: The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference.

T*******i
发帖数: 4992
4
最简单的方法,直接看回帖
比如我看到你这贴,连scroll都不必了

and
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【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: Easiest way to determine if a piece of information is: scroll to the end and
: look for "Send this to everyone you know". If you see something like that,
: you know it fake.
: Took me 2 seconds.
:
: 00
: [发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]

M******n
发帖数: 43051
5
橙子 is male.
Send this to everyone you know.

and
,

【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: Easiest way to determine if a piece of information is: scroll to the end and
: look for "Send this to everyone you know". If you see something like that,
: you know it fake.
: Took me 2 seconds.
:
: 00
: [发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]

x*****i
发帖数: 4035
6
false
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/ticket.asp

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【在 H******7 的大作中提到】
: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:
: This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent!
: This system has been tried and it works in every state.
: If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light, or whatever the
: case may be, you're going to get points on your license and a surcharge on
: your auto insurance.
: This is a method to insure that you DO NOT get the points.
: When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $80.00
: make the check out for $82.00, some small amount over the fine.
: The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference.

i****a
发帖数: 36252
7
Good info.
But I just wasted 10 mins on reading to confirm what I determined to be fake
in 2 seconds.
My methdpod has never been proven wrong in my 15 years of dealing with
internet spam.

[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com]

【在 x*****i 的大作中提到】
: false
: http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/ticket.asp
:
: 00

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