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发帖数: 3809 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: BornIn1974 (BornIn1974), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 美国人（白人）有什么劣根性？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 17 16:54:37 2012, 美东)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard
box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when
Clinton was in office) | c*********2
发帖数: 3402 | 2 美国人在大量吃奶油、奶酪、火腿、烤肉的同时用人造的sweetener，实在令人难以理
解。 | m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 3 Not after you are diabetic.
【在 c*********2 的大作中提到】
: 美国人在大量吃奶油、奶酪、火腿、烤肉的同时用人造的sweetener，实在令人难以理
: 解。
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