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发帖数: 4329 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: lovefreedom (happy), 信区: Stock
标 题: 富士康技工面试:文化成绩太好了被淘汰
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 14 15:16:15 2012, 美东)
我跟着领取“富士康技工面试作业单”的应聘者鱼贯而入，招募中心的工作人员核对身
份证，输入个人资料。他们再三提醒，这里只招收普通员工，底薪1550元。如果是大专
以上的学历，请到富士康在成都市设立的人才交流部门面试。
富士康招收普工的条件有三：第一，初中以上学历；第二，16岁以上，40岁以下，
男女不限；第三，身体健康、心理健康，无传染病。招募中心提供的资料表明，6个月
试用期及3个月考察期里，普工底薪1550元，加上加班费月收入2100-2800元。过了总共
9个月的考察期之后，底薪1700-1800元，月收入达到2700-3300元。
接着是笔试，每个应聘者20分钟内在电脑上完成20道选择题，每个人的问题都不一
样，分为语文、逻辑、英语、数学四类。我花了10分钟做完题目，闲着没事就把玩起自
己的手机。旁边一位小伙子悄悄问我：“卧龙先生是谁？”有四个选项：刘备、曹操、
孙松、诸葛亮，他以为是刘备，我告诉他是诸葛亮。
最后一轮是面试，主考官拿起我的身份证，问：“你年龄这么大(37岁)，普工每隔
一个月就要上一个月的夜班，你受得了么？”我回答：“没问题。”最后他还是说：“
你走吧，面试没有通过。”
也就是说，经过三个小时的排队、检查、笔试、面试，我被淘汰了。在楼梯口，我
遇到一位高中毕业的年轻人，他也被淘汰了，淘汰的原因是他的“文化成绩太好了”—
富士康不需要这样的普工。有一位身高1.7米的男孩穿着黑色的西装来应聘，脚上的黑
色皮鞋已经有些破损。他是四川彭州人，18岁，一直在郫县打工。他也在面试中被淘汰
了，原因不明，我估计可能和他穿着西服来应聘工人的职位有关。根据面试官们的经验
，大概岁数大的人和文化成绩太好的人都未必会在普工单调乏味的岗位上做得长。
当我悻悻然地下楼的时候，通过面试的应聘者已经开饭了，食堂为他们提供一荤一
素的免费午餐：蒜薹肉丝、宫保鸡丁、炒绿豆芽、炒大白菜。之后，他们将进行三天的
入职培训。排队领取免费午餐的年轻人们，笑嘻嘻地和伙伴聊着天，年轻的面庞因兴奋
而发红。 | H******7
发帖数: 34403 | | c********d
发帖数: 11593 | 3 我天朝正在向美帝靠拢啊~~~
以前在某教授的办公室门口看到的笑话——
The Professor and the Plumber
One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home
broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a
few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted
. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
"This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same
he paid it and then the plumber said to him: "I understand your position as
a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber
position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember,
when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes.
They don't like educated people."
So it happened. The professor got a plumber job and his life
significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and
his salary went up significantly.
One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber
has to go to evening classes to complete the eight grade. So, our professor
had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The
evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the
area of the circle. The person asked was the professor.
He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the
formula. He started to reason it, he filled the white board with integrals,
differentials and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot.
As a result he got "minus pi times r square".
He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus
again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus.
He was frustrated. He looked a bit scared at the class and saw all the
plumbers whisper:
"Switch the limits of the integral!!" | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 4 HHAHAHA，very good one
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delighted
shocked.
same
【在 c********d 的大作中提到】
: 我天朝正在向美帝靠拢啊~~~
: 以前在某教授的办公室门口看到的笑话——
: The Professor and the Plumber
:
:
: One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home
: broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a
: few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted
: . However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
: "This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same
| b***u
发帖数: 12010 | 5 haha nice
a
delighted
shocked.
same
【在 c********d 的大作中提到】
: 我天朝正在向美帝靠拢啊~~~
: 以前在某教授的办公室门口看到的笑话——
: The Professor and the Plumber
:
:
: One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home
: broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a
: few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted
: . However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
: "This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same
| J*****n
发帖数: 4859 | | l**********c
发帖数: 434 | 7 all plumbers are math profs before?
a
delighted
shocked.
same
【在 c********d 的大作中提到】
: 我天朝正在向美帝靠拢啊~~~
: 以前在某教授的办公室门口看到的笑话——
: The Professor and the Plumber
:
:
: One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home
: broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a
: few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted
: . However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.
: "This is one third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same
| u***n
发帖数: 21026 | |
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