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话题: egeland话题: he话题: jan话题: 托尼话题: oh
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x****o
发帖数: 21566
1
有人说老默发现证明邓跟前首相托尼布莱尔有染的“情书”。最近《名利场》曝光了这
封“用蹩脚英文”写成的情书。邓写道「卧槽卧槽我好想好想托尼哦。他那么帅气,衣
服那么漂亮,身材那么赞,好棒好棒的长腿翘臀…他又瘦又高,皮肤好好,我爱他的蓝
眼睛…」
@严锋: 这英语挺有味,只因激情而破碎。试译之:俺要屎/死了,俺要屎/死了。娘的
俺咋这等想托尼哎。他这个俊哎,衣物这个贵哎,身板那个壮哎,腿儿那个长哎,屁屁
那个...他的条儿高,他的皮儿好,眼儿蓝如天,想你难入眠,爱你权如山,爱你一切
一切又一切。
@廖正星Music_PigKing:托尼歌:粪兮粪兮,思托君之无限兮,动春笔以娱情 观官人之
玉颜兮 品云裳之华贵 痴虎躯之雄壮兮 涎颀长乎苍鹭 迷翘臀之。。。仰丰姿之巍峨兮
,抚雪肤于吹弹 迷星目之蔚蓝兮 欲朝夕之与共 休矣美矣!恩泽远扬 恋天地之巨子兮
,慕日月之辉光!
H********g
发帖数: 43926
2
无英言吊
x****o
发帖数: 21566
3
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-
The passionate note surfaced amid the flotsam of a shipwrecked marriage. It
was written in broken English by a woman to herself, pouring out her love
for a man called Tony. “Oh, shit, oh, shit,” she wrote. “Whatever why I’
m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so
good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . .
And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his
eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else
and what else . . . ”
The woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media
mogul Rupert Murdoch. The note, not revealed until now, could have been one
of the few pieces of evidence in their surprise divorce last year, had the
case come to trial. “Tony” was the former prime minister of Great Britain,
Tony Blair.
P******a
发帖数: 1379
4
说不定是托尼大木呢。

【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: 有人说老默发现证明邓跟前首相托尼布莱尔有染的“情书”。最近《名利场》曝光了这
: 封“用蹩脚英文”写成的情书。邓写道「卧槽卧槽我好想好想托尼哦。他那么帅气,衣
: 服那么漂亮,身材那么赞,好棒好棒的长腿翘臀…他又瘦又高,皮肤好好,我爱他的蓝
: 眼睛…」
: @严锋: 这英语挺有味,只因激情而破碎。试译之:俺要屎/死了,俺要屎/死了。娘的
: 俺咋这等想托尼哎。他这个俊哎,衣物这个贵哎,身板那个壮哎,腿儿那个长哎,屁屁
: 那个...他的条儿高,他的皮儿好,眼儿蓝如天,想你难入眠,爱你权如山,爱你一切
: 一切又一切。
: @廖正星Music_PigKing:托尼歌:粪兮粪兮,思托君之无限兮,动春笔以娱情 观官人之
: 玉颜兮 品云裳之华贵 痴虎躯之雄壮兮 涎颀长乎苍鹭 迷翘臀之。。。仰丰姿之巍峨兮

H********g
发帖数: 43926
5
高下立判:
Gray hair
Glasses
Suitcase
Humble
Clever
And constantly working for peace
Uganda
Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh, how I wish..
I was Jan Egeland..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
..to protect some human rights"
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Egeland (Egeland)
Egeland (Egeland)
When he's sad he goes to funerals
In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face
But that doesn't hide his pain
He breaks down just like ha homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
If your day job is saving the world!
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
He's a macho musclepumping..
Crying god!
If there's one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!

It

【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-
: The passionate note surfaced amid the flotsam of a shipwrecked marriage. It
: was written in broken English by a woman to herself, pouring out her love
: for a man called Tony. “Oh, shit, oh, shit,” she wrote. “Whatever why I’
: m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so
: good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . .
: And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his
: eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else
: and what else . . . ”
: The woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media

s******y
发帖数: 28562
6
这都什么烂英语啊。不过,发春了的人写出来的东西大概就是这个德行吧。

It

【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-
: The passionate note surfaced amid the flotsam of a shipwrecked marriage. It
: was written in broken English by a woman to herself, pouring out her love
: for a man called Tony. “Oh, shit, oh, shit,” she wrote. “Whatever why I’
: m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so
: good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . .
: And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his
: eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else
: and what else . . . ”
: The woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media

l**y
发帖数: 2103
7
DWD 干嘛不用中文写,就不怕被偷看了。
k***r
发帖数: 13724
8
编的吧,文帝似乎英文很好啊
x****o
发帖数: 21566
9
你写的?你也爱慕托尼?写的不错

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 高下立判:
: Gray hair
: Glasses
: Suitcase
: Humble
: Clever
: And constantly working for peace
: Uganda
: Congo
: And the Oslo treaty plan

G*********s
发帖数: 6786
10
你咋知道wendy英文好?

【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
: 编的吧,文帝似乎英文很好啊
s****l
发帖数: 10462
11
one 'good' to the end

It

【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-
: The passionate note surfaced amid the flotsam of a shipwrecked marriage. It
: was written in broken English by a woman to herself, pouring out her love
: for a man called Tony. “Oh, shit, oh, shit,” she wrote. “Whatever why I’
: m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so
: good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . .
: And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his
: eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else
: and what else . . . ”
: The woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media

j***g
发帖数: 11325
12
人怎么说也是Yale毕业的

【在 G*********s 的大作中提到】
: 你咋知道wendy英文好?
l****t
发帖数: 36289
13
不错
这把年纪还能如此动情 还能遇到能让她如此动情的对象
还是挺幸运和幸福的
能不能求得另说
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