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Joke版 - 千万别去看Noah (转载)
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话题: noah话题: see话题: ii话题: movie话题: question
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k***r
发帖数: 13724
1
【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: NewBie98 (新人类), 信区: Movie
标 题: 千万别去看Noah
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 18:39:14 2014, 美东)
For the non-believers, it is an insult to your intelligence. The biggest
question to Noah was to kill human race or not. He thought this question so
hard like the Pooh bear thinking about some tough question. I have to say
that it is a serious question. Hitler thought about killing a nation. We are
talking about killing a species. Actually that is the highlight of the
whole movie. His seriousness made me laugh ($8 worthy).
For the believers, it is an insult to your belief. How far away is the movie
from the Bible? I don't know. I only know the movie acknowledge the big
bang theory and evolution.
Noah is NOT some movie meeting another.
If you want to see giants, go to see Lord of Rings.
If you want to see violence, go to see 300.
If you want to see disaster, go to see 2012.
If you want to see a lot of sex, wait for Noah II. At end of Noah, 7 human
left in the whole world: the Noah couple, two sons, a daughter in law and
two granddaughters. The only thing left for Noah II to talk about is they
having sex with each other and repopulate the earth. That requires strong
will, strong stomach, hard work, and a lot of sex. I mean a LOT. Don’t miss
Noah II.
a*****e
发帖数: 2194
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lol

so
are

【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NewBie98 (新人类), 信区: Movie
: 标 题: 千万别去看Noah
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 18:39:14 2014, 美东)
: For the non-believers, it is an insult to your intelligence. The biggest
: question to Noah was to kill human race or not. He thought this question so
: hard like the Pooh bear thinking about some tough question. I have to say
: that it is a serious question. Hitler thought about killing a nation. We are
: talking about killing a species. Actually that is the highlight of the
: whole movie. His seriousness made me laugh ($8 worthy).

g********d
发帖数: 19244
3
有女神艾玛,肯定得去

so
are

【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NewBie98 (新人类), 信区: Movie
: 标 题: 千万别去看Noah
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 18:39:14 2014, 美东)
: For the non-believers, it is an insult to your intelligence. The biggest
: question to Noah was to kill human race or not. He thought this question so
: hard like the Pooh bear thinking about some tough question. I have to say
: that it is a serious question. Hitler thought about killing a nation. We are
: talking about killing a species. Actually that is the highlight of the
: whole movie. His seriousness made me laugh ($8 worthy).

s******y
发帖数: 28562
4
然后你是不是会邪恶的想这个女神在续集里会被如何和如何的圈圈和叉叉?

【在 g********d 的大作中提到】
: 有女神艾玛,肯定得去
:
: so
: are

h*****w
发帖数: 8561
5
这片搞了多少个影帝影后还能砸.
d*****n
发帖数: 3033
6
笑死。。。
坐等 NoahII

so
are

【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NewBie98 (新人类), 信区: Movie
: 标 题: 千万别去看Noah
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 18:39:14 2014, 美东)
: For the non-believers, it is an insult to your intelligence. The biggest
: question to Noah was to kill human race or not. He thought this question so
: hard like the Pooh bear thinking about some tough question. I have to say
: that it is a serious question. Hitler thought about killing a nation. We are
: talking about killing a species. Actually that is the highlight of the
: whole movie. His seriousness made me laugh ($8 worthy).

c******n
发帖数: 16666
7
最后一句。。。坐等2
c*********r
发帖数: 2733
8
这个影评有意思
N*****m
发帖数: 42603
9
good one
noah2是洛杉矶版的还是东京版的?

so
are

【在 k***r 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
: 发信人: NewBie98 (新人类), 信区: Movie
: 标 题: 千万别去看Noah
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 6 18:39:14 2014, 美东)
: For the non-believers, it is an insult to your intelligence. The biggest
: question to Noah was to kill human race or not. He thought this question so
: hard like the Pooh bear thinking about some tough question. I have to say
: that it is a serious question. Hitler thought about killing a nation. We are
: talking about killing a species. Actually that is the highlight of the
: whole movie. His seriousness made me laugh ($8 worthy).

n******s
发帖数: 1523
10
really good
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