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H********g
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 我在国内被鼓励入党多次,都被我婉拒
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 1 20:51:32 2014, 美东)
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic
dancer in a gay Cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of
other men and they put Money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for
money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside.
“Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” the boy said, “He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama re-elected, but it’s too embarrassing to say that in
front of the other kids."
h****o
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这个笑话好!
w*****2
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A very good one.
f**********r
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lol

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: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
: 标 题: Re: 我在国内被鼓励入党多次,都被我婉拒
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 1 20:51:32 2014, 美东)
: A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
: living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman,
: salesman.
: However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
: teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic
: dancer in a gay Cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

P****i
发帖数: 12972
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其实是一样的
都是拿gay的钱,给gay干活

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
: 标 题: Re: 我在国内被鼓励入党多次,都被我婉拒
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 1 20:51:32 2014, 美东)
: A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
: living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman,
: salesman.
: However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
: teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic
: dancer in a gay Cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

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