h*h 发帖数: 27852 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..
.... they continued....
Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore
definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...." | l*******e 发帖数: 4009 | 2 想起了一个笑话
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now
we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill | n***d 发帖数: 8857 | 3 还有另一个Bill
【在 l*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 想起了一个笑话 : Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now : we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill
| R***a 发帖数: 41892 | 4 另外一个bill又干了八年总统
【在 n***d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 还有另一个Bill
| b*****2 发帖数: 11103 | 5 将要干八年总统?
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 另外一个bill又干了八年总统
| N*****m 发帖数: 42603 | 6 对
【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 将要干八年总统?
| R***a 发帖数: 41892 | 7 这个天堂还是马克思版的
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【在 h*h 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】 : 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military : 标 题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs : 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东) : Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?" : Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence." : Bill Gates: "So...?" : Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn : 't mean to offend you." : Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
| P****i 发帖数: 1362 | 8 早8年还行,现在就算选上了也干不动了
[在 bread22 (bread22) 的大作中提到:]
:将要干八年总统?
:【 在 Ranma (ranma 1/2) 的大作中提到: 】
:........... | R***a 发帖数: 41892 | 9 比比杨八二,bill至少还能再干20年
【在 P****i 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 早8年还行,现在就算选上了也干不动了 : [在 bread22 (bread22) 的大作中提到:] : :将要干八年总统? : :【 在 Ranma (ranma 1/2) 的大作中提到: 】 : :...........
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