k******e 发帖数: 245 | 1 昨天去看一个出租房,感觉挺好的,地点好,刚装修的,价格也公道。
房东人也热情,就住在隔壁,大概四十出头,开货车的,长得有点挫,不过老婆挺漂亮。
我们一切谈妥后,我拿出定金,开始填租房合同,还没等到我把名字填完,突然房东拍
了下大腿哎呦了一下,说“对不起,对不起,我忘了我已经答应把这个房子租给我表弟
了,实在不好意思”。麻辣隔壁!老子当场发飙:“我老王活这么大岁数,还没被人这
么耍过” 他不停陪不是,最后还给了我一包烟,就算了事了。
到现在我都不知道这世上为什么会有这么SB的人。
快递小张从客户家里出来,稍微整理了下自己有点凌乱的衣服,突然看见隔壁有个男的
用冷峻的眼神看着自己。
“你,就是快递小张?”
“你,就是隔壁老王?"
然后两人相视一笑。。。 | d**********r 发帖数: 24123 | 2 不如这个笑话
Dear officer:
This is XX from XX writing you this letter with great pleasure. Here
I
would like to invite my parents-in-law to join my wedding with their
daughter. I am an American citizen. I have lived in USA for 12 years. Now I
own a retail store in XX. My wife is a Canadian permanent resident. We
married this summer in XX. I would like to have our wedding ceremony held
at
our home church, the Chinese XX Church in XX, and in the beginning of
February, when we celebrate the Chinese New Year. My father-in-law will
have
one month vacation for this Chinese holiday so that they both can come to
the US to witness their only and beloved daughter’s wedding.
It will be excited to show them our lives in US and to show them our newly
purchased house. Besides that, XX City is a city full of fun and excitement.
I also plan to take them to XX.
During their stay in United States, I will bear all responsibilities
including, financial responsibilities, travel expense within USA, medical
insurance, housing and food. I will personally make sure that they leave
United States before the expiration of their authorized stay. I will also
personally make sure that they will not become public charge on the part of
United States government.
I have a secure job and stable savings to support them during their stay in
the US.
They plan to stay with us for only about one month because my father-in-law
has to go back to work in early March, and my mother-in-law also has six
pet
cats that she cannot leave behind in China. Besides that, they have 3 real
estate properties in china that they need to take care of.
Marriage is a once for a life time event, and this is an event that needs
parents’ witness and blessing. We would really appreciate your courtesy
and
consideration. Your help will make our wedding complete.
Thank you and best regards!
Sincerely,
XX | h******e 发帖数: 9616 | 3 我觉得老王比小张厚道多了。
因为小张每次完事走人,深藏功名。
可是老王每次都留种子,好人,一生平安。 | c*******r 发帖数: 3289 | 4 太长,笑点?
Here
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【在 d**********r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 不如这个笑话 : Dear officer: : This is XX from XX writing you this letter with great pleasure. Here : I : would like to invite my parents-in-law to join my wedding with their : daughter. I am an American citizen. I have lived in USA for 12 years. Now I : own a retail store in XX. My wife is a Canadian permanent resident. We : married this summer in XX. I would like to have our wedding ceremony held : at : our home church, the Chinese XX Church in XX, and in the beginning of
| q**x 发帖数: 1636 | 5 no joke point. good template.
【在 c*******r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 太长,笑点? : : Here : I
| d**********r 发帖数: 24123 | | a**e 发帖数: 8800 | 7 这个就是为了被拒签准备的吧?
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【在 d**********r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 不如这个笑话 : Dear officer: : This is XX from XX writing you this letter with great pleasure. Here : I : would like to invite my parents-in-law to join my wedding with their : daughter. I am an American citizen. I have lived in USA for 12 years. Now I : own a retail store in XX. My wife is a Canadian permanent resident. We : married this summer in XX. I would like to have our wedding ceremony held : at : our home church, the Chinese XX Church in XX, and in the beginning of
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