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Joke版 - 人类未来的食物 -- soylent
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x****o
发帖数: 21566
1
自从吃上了soylent,好像就没什么馋不馋的问题了。觉得人类的食物太麻烦,好吃不
好吃也完全没什么意义了。人生得到了升华,完美
From Amazon
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
194 of 204 people found the following review helpful
The taste is nice, it's easy to make
By J. Thompson on November 9, 2014
Size: One Day (3 Meals)
I was so excited to learn of this that I was one of the original kickstarter
backers. I finally received my product a few weeks ago, and most of what
everyone says is true. The taste is nice, it's easy to make, and it does
leave you feeling quite full. The only problem I had was that this product
gives me insane gas.
Do you like to fart? Because this is what you drink if you love to fart.
Maybe you need to impress the meatheads at a college frat party or perhaps
be the guest of honor at some weird fetish bar. THIS drink is what you need.
I guarantee within 2-3 hours of consumption you will be a human symphony of
flatulence. Never in my life have I passed as much wind as the three days
when I was drinking this.. And I'm not talking about quick little "poots"
every once in a while - these hit often and are deep, windy baritone notes
that could be mistaken for coming from a saxaphone playing a low E if no one
were the wiser. I've actually had to stop using it because it was starting
to be painful (when I couldn't let loose) and embarrassing (the awful new
smell) at work. It may have something to do with my particular flora / fauna
, but I absolutely cannot drink this anymore and have unused bags that I'll
have to think of something else to do with.
d*******3
发帖数: 8598
2
地球上有了700亿人口以后
肯定很多下层人,会吃合成食物,整天劳碌
w*****g
发帖数: 16352
3
豆面儿糊糊?艹,家里穷才吃。这泥马玩意儿还kickstarter?

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【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: 自从吃上了soylent,好像就没什么馋不馋的问题了。觉得人类的食物太麻烦,好吃不
: 好吃也完全没什么意义了。人生得到了升华,完美
: From Amazon
: Most Helpful Customer Reviews
: 194 of 204 people found the following review helpful
: The taste is nice, it's easy to make
: By J. Thompson on November 9, 2014
: Size: One Day (3 Meals)
: I was so excited to learn of this that I was one of the original kickstarter
: backers. I finally received my product a few weeks ago, and most of what

l****t
发帖数: 36289
4
🌍变暖的罪魁
T******e
发帖数: 18290
5
这个发过好几次了,其实我一直想试试看这个产品,又怕太馋顶不住

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【在 x****o 的大作中提到】
: 自从吃上了soylent,好像就没什么馋不馋的问题了。觉得人类的食物太麻烦,好吃不
: 好吃也完全没什么意义了。人生得到了升华,完美
: From Amazon
: Most Helpful Customer Reviews
: 194 of 204 people found the following review helpful
: The taste is nice, it's easy to make
: By J. Thompson on November 9, 2014
: Size: One Day (3 Meals)
: I was so excited to learn of this that I was one of the original kickstarter
: backers. I finally received my product a few weeks ago, and most of what

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