l*******e 发帖数: 4009 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: didididi (滴滴), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 跟美国警察打交道的那些事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 12 04:53:06 2015, 美东)
来美国两年半,陆陆续续跟警察打过三次交到,现在写出来希望对后人有用~
1. 德州便衣
暑假甚是无聊,一天醒来突然想出去搭车玩玩(美国人叫 Hitchhiking), 第二天早上
就拿着牌子站在I-10高速路旁等待第一位好心人。一路都还挺顺利,遇到很多好心人。
但到了德州我才知道,Hitchhiking在德州是illegal, 两个便衣警察开着一辆大
pickup,直接冲上人行道把我的 “Anywhere but here" 牌子抢走,还狠狠地警告我”
If I see you again, you go to jail". 当时我都还没反应过来,他们已经开走了
! WTF~~~朋友警告过我德州的警察都是jerk,果然名不虚传。
2. 交警MM
半夜12点,困得不行,在限速60M的桥上开到了77M, 希望早点回家!刚下一个坡就发现
一交警躲在桥下(Fuck, 果然像网上说的那样猥琐),立马减速!发现没有亮灯,心中
暗喜了一下。就这样开了不到两分钟,后面警灯竟然亮了(WTF~~竟然跟踪我,欺负我
大半夜看不到后面的车吗), 在美国的第一次pull over就这样献出去了。交警知识我
还是有一点的,所以我坐在车里等着,躺着后排的朋友还在打鼾(are you fucking
kidding me) 。结果等了一会儿都没人来,反而叫我下车出去,好吧!一下车发现是女
交警,还冲着我笑,心中暗喜了一下。
“You are working late"(心想why I fucking say that).
"The limit on this road is 60, you are driving 77”
“Oh really, I thought I set 73, maybe because the downhill" (fuck, 73也超了
13M)
"Maybe"
"Hey I'm student, I have class tmr, so..."(打同情牌)
balabala...
"Okay, this is just a warning this time, don't speed again"
"Thank you so much"(滚回车里,后排还在打鼾)
就这样第一次被pull over竟然顺利说服交警免掉ticket, 事后朋友开玩笑说我应该要
那MM的电话,O(∩_∩)O哈哈~! 所以面对交警一定要微笑,放松,说实话,必要地时候
flirt一下,他们或许会放你一马的。
3. sheriff 和 cop 勾结
刚在加油站加完油准备左转上路,结果被马路对面左转上路的sheriff车撞到了屁股(
WTF~~大白天被警察撞!!)好吧,靠边等警察来录笔录,于是乎跟那sheriff闲聊,原
来他以前在军队特种部队里呆过(不知道为什么,我还有点倍感荣喜被他撞)。过了一
会儿,来了一堆sheriff和police的车(这是什么个驾驶,不过老子还是很淡定的,心
想老子又没犯事不怕你)。过后就是各种录笔录,结果发现我insurance还没打印(WTF
~~), 还好有电脑,结果没下载(WTF~~),于是乎跑到马路对面去趁网,刚下载回来给
警察看,他竟然说他已经有了(WTF~~), 而且我发现那帮sheriff已经走了(心里感觉
有点不对劲)。
跑过去问警察” So, whose fault?"
"It's yours, he was already in the central line, you turned in front of him,
he tried to avoid you, that's how he hit you"
(THAT'S BULLSHIT, 当然我没喊出来) “WHAT!!That's not try, I was about to
proceed to central line, he came out and hit my back"
Balabala..
"Hey, there should have a camera in the sheriff's car, it could have record
what happened."
"The camera didn't turn on today"
"Any camera around here?"
"No"
没有证人,没有录像,sheriff还先跑了,不能对峙。(WTF~~)
"So I heard two stories here, I'm gonna close this case with not sure whose
fault, you need to talk to your own insurance company and fix your car by
yourself"
听到这话我瞬时无语了,警察明显站在sherif那边,合伙把我个坑了,认灾吧!!
于是乎,我跑回加油站借扳手修车,顺带了一下他们有没有camera录下事情经过,他们
说没有。好吧,打电话给朋友过来帮忙修车。刚把车修好,加油站的小伙竟然跑了过来
说他们有录像带录下了刚才发生的一切(这是在拍电影吗??)
朋友们都非常关心,各种介绍律师,不过联系了一两个之后发现,律师们都不愿意take
this case,因为我没受伤,所以他们赚不到钱(WTF~~)。最后在酒吧碰到一个朋友律
师,他竟然主动要做我律师。好吧,漫长的司法程序还在等着我........
在美国,dirty cop太多了,之前听一个印度朋友说,他朋友被警察撞了,在医院还被
威胁不准乱说!所以在警察面前要显得nice,拿着证据马上找律师,千万不要和警察争
辩。 | m***y 发帖数: 14763 | 2 匪夷所思啊。第一个也是太黑我大德州了。
Chapter 552.007. SOLICITATION BY PEDESTRIANS. (a) A person may not stand in
a roadway (see definition below) to solicit a ride, contribution, employment
, or business from an occupant of a vehicle, except that a person may stand
in a roadway to solicit a charitable contribution if authorized to do so by
the local authority having jurisdiction over the roadway.
Chapter 541.11 DEFINITIONS. "Roadway" means the portion of a highway, other
than the berm or shoulder, that is improved, designed, or ordinarily used
for vehicular travel.
As with most states, the definition of roadway allows for the solicitation
of rides on the non-travelled portion of a highway such as the shoulder or
berm.
不过德州确实是个人主义,如果你没车的话,大家确实看不起你,你要是坐公共汽车的
,就不再是Texan。
这个黑起德州警察来就更没边了。确实很多racist的,傲慢直露。但这俩也太不象警察
了。通常当着众人的面,警察都是彬彬有礼来帮助你的,把你送到县界,才凶相毕露,
leave or stay(不滚,我们就把你埋这儿!)OP说的那个做法,会激怒纳税人的!留下
这个没车的祸害在周围游荡,会影响居民的心情的。我们付了房产税,就是要别人来做
倒垃圾的dirt job的。 | r***e 发帖数: 10135 | 3 不是骑马么
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【在 m***y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 匪夷所思啊。第一个也是太黑我大德州了。 : Chapter 552.007. SOLICITATION BY PEDESTRIANS. (a) A person may not stand in : a roadway (see definition below) to solicit a ride, contribution, employment : , or business from an occupant of a vehicle, except that a person may stand : in a roadway to solicit a charitable contribution if authorized to do so by : the local authority having jurisdiction over the roadway. : Chapter 541.11 DEFINITIONS. "Roadway" means the portion of a highway, other : than the berm or shoulder, that is improved, designed, or ordinarily used : for vehicular travel. : As with most states, the definition of roadway allows for the solicitation
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