M*******n 发帖数: 10087 | 1 21 Best One-Liner Jokes. #15 Is Just Evil.
1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't
complain.
3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.
4. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
5. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt
her.
6. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian",
well nobody's laughing now.
7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot
down.
8. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
10. I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
11. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "
This changes everything."
12. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local
zoo.
13. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.
14. I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer,
but no one will do it.
15. I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds
like a fair trade."
16. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job,
but when I got home, all the signs were there.
17. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was
gathering dust.
18. People say I'm condescending. That means i talk down to people.
19. You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come
back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
20. Whiteboards are remarkable.
21. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so
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H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 2 大部分懂,都不错。8, 11, 16存疑。18不明白。 |
d********t 发帖数: 9628 | 3 英语堪忧啊
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 大部分懂,都不错。8, 11, 16存疑。18不明白。
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D******g 发帖数: 2717 | |
l****t 发帖数: 36289 | |
H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 6 8和11 懂了。8 跟我开始想得一样。11一开始没有转过弯。16的sign是不是双关指偷的
路标和迹象这两个意思?
18什么意思呢?condescending和talk down不是本来就一回事么?他是说自己长得高么
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H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 7 应该是强心针之类的东西,他以为是给自己的礼物。然后朋友死了。
【在 D******g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 13没有得到。
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l*****e 发帖数: 2447 | 8 过敏针。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 应该是强心针之类的东西,他以为是给自己的礼物。然后朋友死了。
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D******g 发帖数: 2717 | 9
https://www.reddit.com/r/jokes/comments/2g7yxo/i_have_an_epipen/
看来不是那么简单。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 应该是强心针之类的东西,他以为是给自己的礼物。然后朋友死了。
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l******t 发帖数: 55733 | |
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M*****4 发帖数: 155 | |
u****e 发帖数: 99 | 12 就是这个意思啊--这个"我"一贯地觉得别人是笨蛋,所以这时候还要来解释一下"
condescending"是啥意思。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 8和11 懂了。8 跟我开始想得一样。11一开始没有转过弯。16的sign是不是双关指偷的 : 路标和迹象这两个意思? : 18什么意思呢?condescending和talk down不是本来就一回事么?他是说自己长得高么 : ?
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i*****0 发帖数: 2327 | 14 18 是别人说他老是笑看别人,他怕别人不明白还专门解释一下什么是 condescending
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 8和11 懂了。8 跟我开始想得一样。11一开始没有转过弯。16的sign是不是双关指偷的 : 路标和迹象这两个意思? : 18什么意思呢?condescending和talk down不是本来就一回事么?他是说自己长得高么 : ?
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i*****0 发帖数: 2327 | 15 13的意思是那个小孩过敏快要死了,赶快把 Epi-pen 给他让他帮着给自己扎针。Epi-
pen是要使劲刺入大腿上的。下一句就是两种意思了:他知道为什么那小孩要给他Epi-
pen,所以 it is important for him to have it。或者他不知道为什么那小孩要给他
Epi-pen,所以以为这是个很重要的临终礼物
【在 D******g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 13没有得到。
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s*****i 发帖数: 3762 | 16 就我一个没看明白3么?抽烟跟xxoo有什么关系么? |
F*********u 发帖数: 12190 | 17 摩擦生热
【在 s*****i 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 就我一个没看明白3么?抽烟跟xxoo有什么关系么?
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N*****m 发帖数: 42603 | 18 冒烟.....
【在 s*****i 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 就我一个没看明白3么?抽烟跟xxoo有什么关系么?
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s*****i 发帖数: 3762 | 19 明白了,谢谢解惑哈
【在 F*********u 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 摩擦生热
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H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 20 哦,你解释了我就恍然大悟了。尿筋急转弯。
condescending
【在 i*****0 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 18 是别人说他老是笑看别人,他怕别人不明白还专门解释一下什么是 condescending
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H********g 发帖数: 43926 | 21 中文可以这么翻吧: 别人总是说我很自大,“自大”这个词的意思就是说看不起别人
你知道吧?
condescending
【在 i*****0 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 18 是别人说他老是笑看别人,他怕别人不明白还专门解释一下什么是 condescending
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F*********u 发帖数: 12190 | 22 TBBT里面Sheldon干过
跟penny说别人说他是个condescending jerk,你不觉得我condescending吧。然后解释
condescending是什么意思,被penny打断
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 中文可以这么翻吧: 别人总是说我很自大,“自大”这个词的意思就是说看不起别人 : 你知道吧? : : condescending
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i*****0 发帖数: 2327 | 23 👍
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 中文可以这么翻吧: 别人总是说我很自大,“自大”这个词的意思就是说看不起别人 : 你知道吧? : : condescending
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b*****n 发帖数: 17570 | 24 在中文笑话里面,就是属于90后爱说的那些无聊冷笑话,大概只有十几岁的孩子才会觉
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D******g 发帖数: 2717 | 25
当你觉的孩子们觉得好笑的东西一点也不好笑的时候,回想一下你是孩子时候,那些老
头们自以为是的眼神。
【在 b*****n 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 在中文笑话里面,就是属于90后爱说的那些无聊冷笑话,大概只有十几岁的孩子才会觉 : 得可笑吧。
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a***e 发帖数: 27968 | 26 第一个不知道说啥
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 1.0.6
【在 M*******n 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 21 Best One-Liner Jokes. #15 Is Just Evil. : 1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. : 2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't : complain. : 3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant. : 4. I, for one, like Roman numerals. : 5. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt : her. : 6. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", : well nobody's laughing now.
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F*********u 发帖数: 12190 | 27 matryoshka
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 第一个不知道说啥 : : ★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 1.0.6
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x****o 发帖数: 21566 | 28 很多比较老了
【在 l******t 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 大部分看了以后感觉老美笑点太低了
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