S**C
发帖数: 2964 | 1 --credit goes to howaya
Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
ghost of George Washington appears.
Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
to sleep.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
the people." Why should I do that? I'm a really smart guy - usually the
smartest in any room, Trump continues. Heck, I went to Wharton! Thanks for
nothin'. I'm going to sleep.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Trump says to himself
, I'm finally going to get a straight answer; this is honest Abe, after all.
And so he asks one more time, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln
responds, in a ghostly way .......
"Go to the theater." | k**l
发帖数: 2966 | 2 这个包袱真长
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【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
| H********g
发帖数: 43926 | | c********e
发帖数: 42175 | 4 不觉得能猜到么
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 原创？这个水平很高啊。
| H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 5 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
【在 c********e 的大作中提到】
: 不觉得能猜到么
| e*****3
发帖数: 1445 | 6 上次看到这个好像是十几年前。主角是布什
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
| d********f
发帖数: 43471 | 7 看起来也就坑你爹听了林肯的话
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 写得惟妙惟肖，不光是包袱的事
| f*******y
发帖数: 8358 | 8 好
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【在 S**C 的大作中提到】
: --credit goes to howaya
: Trump wins the general election and, as President, is spending his first
: night in the White House. He's about to turn in when, all of a sudden, the
: ghost of George Washington appears.
: Being an opportunist he asks George, "How can I best serve my country?"
: Washington says, in a ghostly way, "Never tell a lie." Oh, that's Hillary's
: problem, Trump responds. You are a real disappointment George. I'm going
: to sleep.
: The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Trump says, "How
: can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, in a ghostly way, "Listen to
| c********e
发帖数: 42175 | 9 你是原来的假故事么
记得销号了啊。
【在 f*******y 的大作中提到】
: 好
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