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w**********5
发帖数: 1741
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"Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring
her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot
for the well-endowed." – Billie Jean King
比利简金:“给你们一个小贴士,如果你的对手胸大的话,你就把她吸引到网前,然后
让他打反手回合球,大胸女最怕这个了。”
w**********5
发帖数: 1741
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"Did you go to school until you're 8 years old? I think you quit school
before you were 10. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! OR END UP BEING A UMPIRE!"
2008年澳网,对阵长名,罗迪克对主裁非常不满,最后爆发
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孩子们,好好学习!要不然以后就跟他一样,只能当主裁了!”
"Why do I always get idiots? COME ON!"
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think I'm gonna have both options to see what I feel like in the morning
when I wake up."
INTERVIEWER: "If it is kilt, is it proper kilt?"
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INTERVIEWER: "So free ball?"
ANDY: "Exactly."
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,那天早晨起来看心情决定。”
采访人:“如果你真的穿苏格兰裙,那你会选传统款式的吗?”
穆雷觉察到不对劲了,说:“当然”
采访人:“露蛋的那种?”
穆雷:“当然”
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made our generation work hard. Not with me anyway. I didn't get inspired, no
. All I do is really take care of the kids. I won't say no if Andy Murray
decides that he's a nice guy, Roger, he is a father, let's...(crowd laughing
) I won't say no! But I know that he likes to win the first for British
tennis in, what is it, 150000 years?"
*crowd laughing*
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H********g
发帖数: 43926
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well endowed 怎么翻译效果最好?

【在 w**********5 的大作中提到】
: "Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring
: her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot
: for the well-endowed." – Billie Jean King
: 比利简金:“给你们一个小贴士,如果你的对手胸大的话,你就把她吸引到网前,然后
: 让他打反手回合球,大胸女最怕这个了。”

H********g
发帖数: 43926
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到底是说谁和女朋友一起?
中文像说教练 英文像说自己
我想我跟女朋友一起睡觉的时候 我的教练可能会在旁边看
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