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SGI: I'm not dead yet!
NASDAQ: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
SGI: I'm not!
NASDAQ: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
SGI: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
NASDAQ: Oh, I can't trade him like that -- it's against
regulations.
SGI: I don't want to be delisted!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
NASDAQ: I can't take him...
SGI: I feel fine!
SGI: I think I'll go for a walk.
SGI (singing): I feel happy... I feel happy.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know.
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