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b*******r
发帖数: 713
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My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in preparing
our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got
to make love to me right now! Right here!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still
around her neck.
Happy, but still a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken"
h***a
发帖数: 2720
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FASTEST MAN ALIVE!
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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8分钟?

got

【在 b*******r 的大作中提到】
: My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in preparing
: our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
: As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got
: to make love to me right now! Right here!"
: My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going
: to be my lucky day!"
: Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;
: right there on the kitchen table.
: Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still
: around her neck.

b*******r
发帖数: 713
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3-5分钟吧 soft boiled

preparing
going
still

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 8分钟?
:
: got

r**********9
发帖数: 19633
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强东才2分钟

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 8分钟?
:
: got

d***e
发帖数: 3728
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瓜婆娘和闪电超人
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