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Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Any kids?
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Two boys. Stokely's five years old. Huey just
turned three months old. I got a picture of him.
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I don't want to see it.
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Excuse me?
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I don't want to see it. Babies all look the same. The
only time a baby doesn't look like every other baby is when it's a really
ugly baby. So, unless it's a photo of a really ugly baby, I don't want to
see it.
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Well, that's pretty fuckin' rude.
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, it is!
Gabriela McBride: He's gay. Like when one man puts his...
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I'm familiar with the mechanics of it, yeah.
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking,
these men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more
used to shooting at unarmed women and children...
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, fuck you, Sergeant!
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Listen, something's come up, and I'm not just talking
about my cock.
Sergeant Gerry Boyle: I'm Irish. Racism is part of my culture. |
