s**d
发帖数: 142 | 1 《原创，不许转载，转载的染病》
怎么做小姐，这里面有大学问。想当partner的，看仔细了。
首先，要端正态度，摆正利益关系。利益关系搞清楚了，就没那么多烦恼了。
小姐（associate）的首要任务是挣钱，为妈咪挣钱，为妓院老板挣钱，也为自己挣钱
。开妓院（firm)的目的，不是为了研究探索性艺术，而是为了赚钱。你是小姐，不是
姨太太，你长得再漂亮，墨水喝得再多，活再好，你干活效率低，margin低，你的日子
就很难过，经济不好的时候就先裁你。
什么叫做效率？那就是上钟的时候（1）让客人特别爽（2）迅速结束战斗。
这里面，客人的感觉是最重要的。小姐干活绝对不能机车，要动脑筋，不要等客人让你
干啥才干啥，得抢先一步琢磨客人下一步想干啥，然后主动出击。还得琢磨不同客人的
不同要求，比如有的人没什么废话，上来就真刀真枪从头干到尾，那你就得打起12分精
神陪着；有的人喜欢一开始聊聊天，那你就得small talk；有的人喜欢SM玩虐待power
trip，那你就得咬着牙奉陪。总而言之，虽然最后结果都是一样的，就是客人出货，但
是关键是过程。要是在过程中把客人伺候舒服了，客人老喜欢点你，那你就 |
w**********d
发帖数: 155 | 2 话糙理不糙，大家别激动。skid兄此帖有深意，欢迎接着写。 |
s**d
发帖数: 142 | 3 呵呵，能看得懂我这个帖子的人，以后升partner有戏。
要是3、4年纪的associates，看到了我的帖，第一个反应是开骂，哈哈，then their
days are numbered.
【在 w**********d 的大作中提到】
: 话糙理不糙，大家别激动。skid兄此帖有深意，欢迎接着写。
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j******5
发帖数: 65 | 4 LZ打着妈咪的旗帜四处传播性病，还号称染病的可升妈咪，看来当雏的时候被妈咪fuck
得好hard，好可怜哦 |
g**g
发帖数: 1121 | 5 Skid, to make assertions about others' career potential, based on their
reaction to something you wrote, will only show how low you can go. |
s**d
发帖数: 142 | 6 gddg, here is one quote from pulp fiction for you:
"assumption is the mother of all fuckups"
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】
: Skid, to make assertions about others' career potential, based on their
: reaction to something you wrote, will only show how low you can go.
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g**g
发帖数: 1121 | 7 Maybe you didn't understand me, but I really didn't assume anything. Here is
what you said yourself:
"呵呵，能看得懂我这个帖子的人，以后升partner有戏。
要是3、4年纪的associates，看到了我的帖，第一个反应是开骂，哈哈，then their
days are numbered."
You make assertions about others' career potential based on their reaction
to what you says. That just shows that you're low.
【在 s**d 的大作中提到】
: gddg, here is one quote from pulp fiction for you:
: "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"
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s**d
发帖数: 142 | 8 i am sorry but that's conclusory. why is that low?
is
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】
: Maybe you didn't understand me, but I really didn't assume anything. Here is
: what you said yourself:
: "呵呵，能看得懂我这个帖子的人，以后升partner有戏。
: 要是3、4年纪的associates，看到了我的帖，第一个反应是开骂，哈哈，then their
: days are numbered."
: You make assertions about others' career potential based on their reaction
: to what you says. That just shows that you're low.
|
g**g
发帖数: 1121 | 9 I did not elaborate purposefully because I don't want to be too
confrontational. Do you seriously want me to explain why I think what you
did is low?
【在 s**d 的大作中提到】
: i am sorry but that's conclusory. why is that low?
:
: is
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s**d
发帖数: 142 | 10 sure, bring it on baby.
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】
: I did not elaborate purposefully because I don't want to be too
: confrontational. Do you seriously want me to explain why I think what you
: did is low?
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O*****O
发帖数: 341 | 11 rofl...
Why so many people obsessed with it...
One thing for sure, comparing to other industries, more lawyers are assholes by percentage. |
j*******g
发帖数: 188 | 12 您这水平只是做个associate太屈才了
要不您考虑开个窑子自己当老鸨，那以后1L就不用满世界去找活干了，就直接去您那实
习得了，从小姐做起嘛，反正以后也要做 |
