s**d 发帖数: 142 | 1 《原创,不许转载,转载的染病》
怎么做小姐,这里面有大学问。想当partner的,看仔细了。
首先,要端正态度,摆正利益关系。利益关系搞清楚了,就没那么多烦恼了。
小姐(associate)的首要任务是挣钱,为妈咪挣钱,为妓院老板挣钱,也为自己挣钱
。开妓院(firm)的目的,不是为了研究探索性艺术,而是为了赚钱。你是小姐,不是
姨太太,你长得再漂亮,墨水喝得再多,活再好,你干活效率低,margin低,你的日子
就很难过,经济不好的时候就先裁你。
什么叫做效率?那就是上钟的时候(1)让客人特别爽(2)迅速结束战斗。
这里面,客人的感觉是最重要的。小姐干活绝对不能机车,要动脑筋,不要等客人让你
干啥才干啥,得抢先一步琢磨客人下一步想干啥,然后主动出击。还得琢磨不同客人的
不同要求,比如有的人没什么废话,上来就真刀真枪从头干到尾,那你就得打起12分精
神陪着;有的人喜欢一开始聊聊天,那你就得small talk;有的人喜欢SM玩虐待power
trip,那你就得咬着牙奉陪。总而言之,虽然最后结果都是一样的,就是客人出货,但
是关键是过程。要是在过程中把客人伺候舒服了,客人老喜欢点你,那你就 |
w**********d 发帖数: 155 | 2 话糙理不糙,大家别激动。skid兄此帖有深意,欢迎接着写。 |
s**d 发帖数: 142 | 3 呵呵,能看得懂我这个帖子的人,以后升partner有戏。
要是3、4年纪的associates,看到了我的帖,第一个反应是开骂,哈哈,then their
days are numbered.
【在 w**********d 的大作中提到】 : 话糙理不糙,大家别激动。skid兄此帖有深意,欢迎接着写。
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j******5 发帖数: 65 | 4 LZ打着妈咪的旗帜四处传播性病,还号称染病的可升妈咪,看来当雏的时候被妈咪fuck
得好hard,好可怜哦 |
g**g 发帖数: 1121 | 5 Skid, to make assertions about others' career potential, based on their
reaction to something you wrote, will only show how low you can go. |
s**d 发帖数: 142 | 6 gddg, here is one quote from pulp fiction for you:
"assumption is the mother of all fuckups"
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】 : Skid, to make assertions about others' career potential, based on their : reaction to something you wrote, will only show how low you can go.
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g**g 发帖数: 1121 | 7 Maybe you didn't understand me, but I really didn't assume anything. Here is
what you said yourself:
"呵呵,能看得懂我这个帖子的人,以后升partner有戏。
要是3、4年纪的associates,看到了我的帖,第一个反应是开骂,哈哈,then their
days are numbered."
You make assertions about others' career potential based on their reaction
to what you says. That just shows that you're low.
【在 s**d 的大作中提到】 : gddg, here is one quote from pulp fiction for you: : "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"
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s**d 发帖数: 142 | 8 i am sorry but that's conclusory. why is that low?
is
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】 : Maybe you didn't understand me, but I really didn't assume anything. Here is : what you said yourself: : "呵呵,能看得懂我这个帖子的人,以后升partner有戏。 : 要是3、4年纪的associates,看到了我的帖,第一个反应是开骂,哈哈,then their : days are numbered." : You make assertions about others' career potential based on their reaction : to what you says. That just shows that you're low.
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g**g 发帖数: 1121 | 9 I did not elaborate purposefully because I don't want to be too
confrontational. Do you seriously want me to explain why I think what you
did is low?
【在 s**d 的大作中提到】 : i am sorry but that's conclusory. why is that low? : : is
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s**d 发帖数: 142 | 10 sure, bring it on baby.
【在 g**g 的大作中提到】 : I did not elaborate purposefully because I don't want to be too : confrontational. Do you seriously want me to explain why I think what you : did is low?
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O*****O 发帖数: 341 | 11 rofl...
Why so many people obsessed with it...
One thing for sure, comparing to other industries, more lawyers are assholes by percentage. |
j*******g 发帖数: 188 | 12 您这水平只是做个associate太屈才了
要不您考虑开个窑子自己当老鸨,那以后1L就不用满世界去找活干了,就直接去您那实
习得了,从小姐做起嘛,反正以后也要做 |