S***d
发帖数: 1802 | 1 The linuxlog posted a nice shell script to compare your penis size with
others.
#!/bin/bash
LC_ALL=C
echo $(uptime\
|grep Tage\
|sed 's/.*an \([0-9]*\) Tag.*/\1\/10+/';\
cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep MHz|awk '{print $4"/30+";}';\
free\
|grep '^Mem'\
|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs\
| grep -v 1k\
| awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END\
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'\
)\
|sed 's/,/./g'\
|bc\
|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
It seems like my penis is 34.1cm long.
Running it from a ubuntu 10.10 VM on dell laptop
Maybe someone should write something like this to compare your bandwith
with others because: |
i*****e
发帖数: 1359 | |
j*a
发帖数: 14423 | 3 改了啥？这script在我这儿运行不了
【在 i*****e 的大作中提到】
: 175.9cm
|
a**t
发帖数: 402 | 4 75.1cm
【在 S***d 的大作中提到】
: The linuxlog posted a nice shell script to compare your penis size with
: others.
: #!/bin/bash
: LC_ALL=C
: echo $(uptime\
: |grep Tage\
: |sed 's/.*an \([0-9]*\) Tag.*/\1\/10+/';\
: cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep MHz|awk '{print $4"/30+";}';\
: free\
: |grep '^Mem'\
|
h*v
发帖数: 173 | 5 mine is 348.7cm
【在 S***d 的大作中提到】
: The linuxlog posted a nice shell script to compare your penis size with
: others.
: #!/bin/bash
: LC_ALL=C
: echo $(uptime\
: |grep Tage\
: |sed 's/.*an \([0-9]*\) Tag.*/\1\/10+/';\
: cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep MHz|awk '{print $4"/30+";}';\
: free\
: |grep '^Mem'\
|
S***d
发帖数: 1802 | |
