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LosAngeles版 - 以汉语拼音做英文名字太坑爹了。
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r********8
发帖数: 3314
1
关了一个远程银行账户, 寄来账户的支票。
这帮猪竟然在信上名字写对了, 但支票上出错。
将 X 写成 Z。
英语X发音成Z, 比如 xerox, 但是汉语拼音 X 就不是 Z。
应该教育white trash 汉语拼音了。
l*****9
发帖数: 1058
2
数额不大随便存。给我写支票的很少有把我全名写对了的。
Y***r
发帖数: 15270
3
你以为起个英文名就不坑爹了?
~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me. Who is this?"
~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?"
~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital."
~Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don't have time for this!"
~Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Ree."
~Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!"
~Operator: "That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree."
~Caller: "Oh ...God!! ! !"X_X

【在 r********8 的大作中提到】
: 关了一个远程银行账户, 寄来账户的支票。
: 这帮猪竟然在信上名字写对了, 但支票上出错。
: 将 X 写成 Z。
: 英语X发音成Z, 比如 xerox, 但是汉语拼音 X 就不是 Z。
: 应该教育white trash 汉语拼音了。

h********8
发帖数: 7355
4
lol :)

【在 Y***r 的大作中提到】
: 你以为起个英文名就不坑爹了?
: ~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
: ~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
: ~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
: ~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
: me. Who is this?"
: ~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
: ~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
: what's this urgent matter about?"
: ~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was

v******f
发帖数: 4509
5
还是小布什的那个比较经典:
Bush, Condi and china ( joke) :-)
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great.
Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you? Who is the new leader of China? Condi:
Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu?
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. On the phone. I bet he knows. Condi:
Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up
the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

【在 Y***r 的大作中提到】
: 你以为起个英文名就不坑爹了?
: ~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
: ~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
: ~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
: ~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
: me. Who is this?"
: ~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
: ~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
: what's this urgent matter about?"
: ~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was

s*******9
发帖数: 4458
6
快晕死了。

.

【在 v******f 的大作中提到】
: 还是小布什的那个比较经典:
: Bush, Condi and china ( joke) :-)
: Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
: SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
: George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?
: Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great.
: Let's hear it.
: Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
: George: That's what I want to know.
: Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

B*******a
发帖数: 4370
7
中国是最让人琢磨不透的国家,她的主席是hu?她的总理是wen?

【在 s*******9 的大作中提到】
: 快晕死了。
:
: .

B*******a
发帖数: 4370
8
中国是最让人琢磨不透的国家,她的主席是hu?她的总理是wen?

【在 s*******9 的大作中提到】
: 快晕死了。
:
: .

G*****a
发帖数: 1081
9
hahahahaha ............................ :D

【在 Y***r 的大作中提到】
: 你以为起个英文名就不坑爹了?
: ~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
: ~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
: ~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
: ~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
: me. Who is this?"
: ~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
: ~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
: what's this urgent matter about?"
: ~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was

f**********8
发帖数: 2276
10
太好笑了

【在 Y***r 的大作中提到】
: 你以为起个英文名就不坑爹了?
: ~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
: ~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
: ~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
: ~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
: me. Who is this?"
: ~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
: ~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
: what's this urgent matter about?"
: ~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was

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m******r
发帖数: 3197
11
男的姓SHE,女的姓HE好玩
Y***r
发帖数: 15270
12
马甲,你好!
可以摸一下么?
再见。。。

【在 m******r 的大作中提到】
: 男的姓SHE,女的姓HE好玩
m******r
发帖数: 3197
13
知道是马甲你还说~~~
嘘~~~~~~~~

【在 Y***r 的大作中提到】
: 马甲,你好!
: 可以摸一下么?
: 再见。。。

s*******g
发帖数: 1607
14
我名字的x就被dmv拼成z了

【在 r********8 的大作中提到】
: 关了一个远程银行账户, 寄来账户的支票。
: 这帮猪竟然在信上名字写对了, 但支票上出错。
: 将 X 写成 Z。
: 英语X发音成Z, 比如 xerox, 但是汉语拼音 X 就不是 Z。
: 应该教育white trash 汉语拼音了。

g******u
发帖数: 1005
15
我名字倒是鲜少拼错的
r********8
发帖数: 3314
16
那不错, 你下次要是闯红灯或超速被自动相机照了, 可以赖掉了, LOL。
不过被警察现场抓了就不行了。

【在 s*******g 的大作中提到】
: 我名字的x就被dmv拼成z了
r********8
发帖数: 3314
17
你名字是哪几个字?

【在 g******u 的大作中提到】
: 我名字倒是鲜少拼错的
u****9
发帖数: 1888
18
笑喷了
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