N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 1 We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
this piece would never have been composed.
History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
Within the dominion, there resided such talents as Aihaha, Yeahpussy,
Subgirl, Kinkkink, Maturewoman, Dome, Isolation, Skycaptain08,
Sinner, Wiz, Mazafaka, Riveroam, and Protian, among others, who
engaged themselves in creating literary works of the somewhat
horny variety. There also resided such luminaries as Maopaopao,
Withorchid, Lulu1, and Cryingbag, whose mere presence inspired
the literary endeavors. And there was Sophiashs, who observed
all of these activities with scholarly eyes and dutifully offered her
thoughts in the most thoughtful kind of way. And there was Deuse,
who did the same in no more than three words per dispensation.
Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of Mississippi, there was crowned a new
queen regnant by the name of Thisia. There she personally saw to
the establishment of a sisterhood of virtue and beauty, in which
were to be found Apieceofyou, Yoyozhang, Fye, Xixi006, Gluten,
USMer, and others. They were tended to by such loyal adjuncts as
Cengceng and Underarmour.
One day towards the end of Year 2008 of Jesus Christ Our Lord,
Queen Thisia arose from her throne and said unto the world,
solemnly: "Come ye! Come ye! All ye men and women of letters,
thoughts, and pure water! Come one, come all. Come thou, and
we shall show thee our authentic portraits."
And come they did. There came Yeahpussy with his marvelous
poetry. There came Maopaopao in her magnificent glory. And
there came Aihaha, Kinkkink, Isolation, Protian, and many others.
Together they built a glistering shrink to Apollo and the Muses,
the patrons of the letters, on the bank of the River Mississippi, and
transformed the remote kingdom, albeit briefly, into the holy land
of literature.
Meanwhile, amongst the gang left behind on the Sex Board, Dome
received divine inspiration of her own. Guided by providence, she
came upon an abandoned middle school deep in the forgotten
jungles of MITBBS, and there in front of the gods, she stood and
vowed: "Behold, ye rulers of Man, beasts, and spirits of the great
beyond! Ye, who have generously bestowed upon me this promised
land, shall be richly rewarded with the fruits of our labor. Behold!
In less than a fortnight, ye shall see this realm of phantoms and
ghosts turned into the mother of all watering holes. So help me,
dear gods!"
She came with her 23 identical sisters and brought along her most
loyal lieutenants, Sinner and Falling13. They were met by Westwoods,
the last survivor of the indigenous knights of the grand order of
Middle School. Soon, they were joined by Aihaha, Yeahpussy,
Maopaopao, Skycaptain08, and all the rest of the gang. There also
came along Mondaly, Ambertree, Lanmeimei, Flowermoon, Liuliudada,
Airdragon77, Yeatsinlove, Sciex, Xlzero, the lovely TTTTBB, and the
famed demigoddess Babyfoxy, she of the perfect figure and irresistible
pen, some soon afterwards and others later on.
History has recorded that Dome delivered faithfully on the sacred
vow she had made to the gods. For the next several moons, the
world as we know it was at peace, and saw unprecedented prosperity.
In Domedom, as the resurrected middle school came to be known,
literature and the arts reigned supreme, while pure water flowed
freely along the River Mississippi.
Then, in the ninth autumn of the second millennium, both Dome
and Thisia fell to the misguided belief that the gods' wills would be
best served by asceticism in seclusion. As they retreated deeper
and deeper into the wilderness, misfortune befell the land. There
were chaos, starvation, mass exodus, and widespread despair. And
above all, there was drought of the magnitude not seen in 100
generations.
It thus fell upon Aihaha to restore order and prosperity to the realm.
Drawn by a celestial vision, he came forth before the gods, raised
his face and arms towards them, and offered his most pious prayer:
"O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust,
and I shall be eternally grateful. In the name of Zarathustra I pray."
He waited, and nothing happened.
On the next day, the entire gang gathered in front of the gods and
prayed in one voice: "O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new
kingdom called LoveNLust, and we shall be eternally grateful. In the
name of Zarathustra we pray." They waited, and again nothing
happened. So it continued for 99 days, and nothing ever happened.
On the 100th day, along came Ilyfcarrie, who spoke unto the gods:
"Listen, you $@#-%&#$*& @%(*#@ %&$ of @!#&*^@! Either you let
there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust, or I shall &)$% your
@#*&% @!^$& so hard that you will never be able to %^$# your
&+%^#@ %*^!& again."
And on the 101st day, there was a new kingdom called LoveNLust. |
A*****h
发帖数: 693 | 2 顶一下，回头来看
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
: celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
: a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
: mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
: this piece would never have been composed.
: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
: In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
: only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
: king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
: libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
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h*********e
发帖数: 6936 | 3 I am waiting for my appearance :) |
y********i
发帖数: 3439 | |
P*******i
发帖数: 10965 | 5 oh, my...
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most
: celebrated scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in
: a long line of inquirers who have asked this historian about the
: mysterious origins of the LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation,
: this piece would never have been composed.
: History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
: In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
: only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
: king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
: libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 6 Hee hee...we have just come to the creation story. Still a long,
long way to go. :-)
【在 h*********e 的大作中提到】
: I am waiting for my appearance :)
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | |
h*********e
发帖数: 6936 | |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 9 哈哈，超赞！顶上那几个是希伯来字母的genesis？
嗯我以前也听说中学版的很多id都来自性版。那就是说以前性版很文艺？我第一次到中
学版是跟着首页上westwoods的小说去的。灌了五分钟就抱头鼠窜，水太大，回一个帖
的功夫就出来十来个帖，看都来不及。除了你说的这几个id，记得当时还有个昵称痴汉
的，id名字不记得，他对dome非常好。dome很出色，灌水快，脑筋快，文采好，科学哲
学理工好像都很有一手，怪不得有那么多追随者。aihaha的帖子没怎么看过，只记得他
申请文情版后我和乐子也申请读书听歌版；他和我们素昧平生，但很热心帮我们，我很
铭记在心。
yeahpussy在密版写了什么首页帖，把你吸引去的，现在还能记得吗？他还写很多诗歌
啊。他现在好像不怎么写长帖？看他灌纯水多。以前在别的版看到他写中秋节月饼的故
事，文笔很清淡。
“...both Dome and Thisia fell to the misguided belief that the gods' wills
would be best served by asceticism in seclusion.”这是指建立俱乐部吗？我们版
也俱乐部丛生，也因此闹过几次事。我本来就不喜欢俱乐部的偷偷摸摸，闹事之后更深
恶痛绝，哈哈。不过你们还在俱乐部灌得挺欢，那很不错。我们版现在活跃的id已经完
全不是以前俱乐部的老一批了；可能这里也是，新旧水友更换很快。有时会怀念以前的
亲密时光；不过更多的还是跟着感觉走，灌到哪里算哪里。转一个浙版才子的旧诗添点
彩，赞中正史笔，笑对风浪：
发信人: ngngogei (弄个副工长当当，好歹也是个官吧), 信区: Zhejiang
标 题: 祝3L上任，兼送老版主荣退！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 16 00:48:10 2007)
惯于深夜上未名，哄妇安雏乃得闲
梦里依稀浙江潮，版面变幻大王旗
忍看故友去江湖，喜待新人成砥柱
吟罢低眉灌新水，月光如水照旧坑
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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r********n
发帖数: 2206 | 10 LOL~~
写得太棒太逗了～
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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s*****l
发帖数: 2242 | 11 狼兄好记性，拜倒！
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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Y*Y
发帖数: 4838 | 12 s胸好久不见
【在 s*****l 的大作中提到】
: 狼兄好记性，拜倒！
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s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 13 Speechless！！！！
Breathtaking！！！！
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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s*****l
发帖数: 2242 | 14 摁倒！
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: Speechless！！！！
: Breathtaking！！！！
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s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 15 把你也召唤出来了，hehe
【在 s*****l 的大作中提到】
: 摁倒！
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s*****l
发帖数: 2242 | 16 呵呵一直在这里等你呢～
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 把你也召唤出来了，hehe
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t*****g
发帖数: 3010 | 17 看了第一行就放弃鸟……
看行文很像圣经？这是文情《旧约》？
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | 18 都被召唤来啦
看到后面，居然有点湿润，年纪大了。。。
【在 s*****l 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵一直在这里等你呢～
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s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 19 有写反常规
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 都被召唤来啦
: 看到后面，居然有点湿润，年纪大了。。。
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t*****g
发帖数: 3010 | 20 有点毛
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】
: 都被召唤来啦
: 看到后面，居然有点湿润，年纪大了。。。
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m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 21 very humorous!
I sense transformers
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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a*********7
发帖数: 30080 | 22 问号的手伸得还真长。狼兄你就不能写个中文版的，真是
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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A*****8
发帖数: 8590 | 23 拜读。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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A*****8
发帖数: 8590 | 24 确实：
水太大，回一个帖的功夫就出来十来个帖，看都来不及
【在 wh 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，超赞！顶上那几个是希伯来字母的genesis？
: 嗯我以前也听说中学版的很多id都来自性版。那就是说以前性版很文艺？我第一次到中
: 学版是跟着首页上westwoods的小说去的。灌了五分钟就抱头鼠窜，水太大，回一个帖
: 的功夫就出来十来个帖，看都来不及。除了你说的这几个id，记得当时还有个昵称痴汉
: 的，id名字不记得，他对dome非常好。dome很出色，灌水快，脑筋快，文采好，科学哲
: 学理工好像都很有一手，怪不得有那么多追随者。aihaha的帖子没怎么看过，只记得他
: 申请文情版后我和乐子也申请读书听歌版；他和我们素昧平生，但很热心帮我们，我很
: 铭记在心。
: yeahpussy在密版写了什么首页帖，把你吸引去的，现在还能记得吗？他还写很多诗歌
: 啊。他现在好像不怎么写长帖？看他灌纯水多。以前在别的版看到他写中秋节月饼的故
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S***p
发帖数: 19902 | 25 好强大
有点像圣经，有点像荷马
Ilyfcarrie 真的对站务说了这么狠的话？ |
S***p
发帖数: 19902 | 26 是某一代的Queen了
【在 h*********e 的大作中提到】
: I am waiting for my appearance :)
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d*******n
发帖数: 2661 | 27 wow，狼兄英文写作超赞的
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢各位捧场，呵呵。
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 28
Yep—our thanks go to Google. :-)
Yep again...once upon a time.
Ah...those were the days... :-)
痴汉就是俺提到的Sinner，Dome左右两大护法之一。
那可是耶兄的传世名作，清纯无比的《纽黑文记事》，呵呵。看了那篇，才发现
和耶兄居然还有校友之谊。BTW，前两天在首页见到大作，看来文豪前几天也去
俺们alma mater走了一趟；观感如何？
Well...you ain't seen nuthin' yet, then. :-)
wills
Nope...这二位现在都是半隐退状态，难得一见了。
铁打的论坛，流水的ID，说得一定不错；不过故旧悄然而去，仍不免令人唏嘘。
【在 wh 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，超赞！顶上那几个是希伯来字母的genesis？
: 嗯我以前也听说中学版的很多id都来自性版。那就是说以前性版很文艺？我第一次到中
: 学版是跟着首页上westwoods的小说去的。灌了五分钟就抱头鼠窜，水太大，回一个帖
: 的功夫就出来十来个帖，看都来不及。除了你说的这几个id，记得当时还有个昵称痴汉
: 的，id名字不记得，他对dome非常好。dome很出色，灌水快，脑筋快，文采好，科学哲
: 学理工好像都很有一手，怪不得有那么多追随者。aihaha的帖子没怎么看过，只记得他
: 申请文情版后我和乐子也申请读书听歌版；他和我们素昧平生，但很热心帮我们，我很
: 铭记在心。
: yeahpussy在密版写了什么首页帖，把你吸引去的，现在还能记得吗？他还写很多诗歌
: 啊。他现在好像不怎么写长帖？看他灌纯水多。以前在别的版看到他写中秋节月饼的故
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 29 第一行是希伯莱文，俺也放弃鸟。:-)
【在 t*****g 的大作中提到】
: 看了第一行就放弃鸟……
: 看行文很像圣经？这是文情《旧约》？
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 30 Transformers?
【在 m*******o 的大作中提到】
: very humorous!
: I sense transformers
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 31 中文版的爱兄当年已有著述——见置顶的《建版小业》。
【在 a*********7 的大作中提到】
: 问号的手伸得还真长。狼兄你就不能写个中文版的，真是
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 32 多谢瑟瑟、宋兄、十四妹、猪宝宝、Subgirl谬赞！
【在 d*******n 的大作中提到】
: wow，狼兄英文写作超赞的
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m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 33 compare:
In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
Before time began, there was... the cube. ...................And just when
all hopes seem lost; message of a new discovery took us to an unknown planet
called... Earth.
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Transformers?
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n*****s
发帖数: 270 | |
c********e
发帖数: 42175 | |
wh
发帖数: 141625 | 36 不如你的三寸烂舌长……哈哈哈。
【在 a*********7 的大作中提到】
: 问号的手伸得还真长。狼兄你就不能写个中文版的，真是
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R**********s
发帖数: 4627 | |
wh
发帖数: 141625 | 38 对的对的，我后来也想起来痴汉就是sinner，没来得及在你之前回，哈哈。
哇你和yeahpussy是耶鲁的吗？可惜时空错过！什么系的啊……哈哈。纽黑文记事哪里
还能看到吗？
嗯，我以前写版友时也说铁打的营盘流水的兵。但有时又觉得是流水的营盘铁打的兵，
在各个版面灌来灌去的大都是些熟悉的面孔。不再灌的水友，只要生活快乐，也替他们
高兴。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢瑟瑟、宋兄、十四妹、猪宝宝、Subgirl谬赞！
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 39 I see...THOSE transformers. :-)
planet
【在 m*******o 的大作中提到】
: compare:
: In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was
: only the Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal
: king Beegeintar, and the essence of the gods disguised itself as
: libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
: Before time began, there was... the cube. ...................And just when
: all hopes seem lost; message of a new discovery took us to an unknown planet
: called... Earth.
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 40 文豪请看：
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Mississippi/31132165.html
【在 wh 的大作中提到】
: 对的对的，我后来也想起来痴汉就是sinner，没来得及在你之前回，哈哈。
: 哇你和yeahpussy是耶鲁的吗？可惜时空错过！什么系的啊……哈哈。纽黑文记事哪里
: 还能看到吗？
: 嗯，我以前写版友时也说铁打的营盘流水的兵。但有时又觉得是流水的营盘铁打的兵，
: 在各个版面灌来灌去的大都是些熟悉的面孔。不再灌的水友，只要生活快乐，也替他们
: 高兴。
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | |
v**8
发帖数: 350 | |
N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 43 Thanks！
【在 v**8 的大作中提到】
: 这个写的比较牛逼，宛如读圣经
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G****A
发帖数: 1430 | 44 赞狼兄！
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Thanks！
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G****A
发帖数: 1430 | 45 文豪姐姐说得好。流水的营盘铁打的兵，实在是因为心中有情，不弃不离。灌不灌都没
关系，快乐就好
，在各个版面灌来灌去的大都是些熟悉的面孔。不再灌的水友，只要生活快乐，也替他
们高兴。
【在 wh 的大作中提到】
: 非常感谢！我转州版！
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m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 46 exactly
【在 G****A 的大作中提到】
: 文豪姐姐说得好。流水的营盘铁打的兵，实在是因为心中有情，不弃不离。灌不灌都没
: 关系，快乐就好
:
: ，在各个版面灌来灌去的大都是些熟悉的面孔。不再灌的水友，只要生活快乐，也替他
: 们高兴。
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A******u
发帖数: 271 | 47 经典之作啊
对狼叔叔佩服的五体投地。。。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Thanks！
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 48 多谢姽婳mm！
【在 G****A 的大作中提到】
: 赞狼兄！
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 49 多谢！BTW, I see you have recently graduated...congratulations! :-)
【在 A******u 的大作中提到】
: 经典之作啊
: 对狼叔叔佩服的五体投地。。。
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k***a
发帖数: 102 | 50 分数够了，毕业证还要等满一个月 ：）
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 多谢！BTW, I see you have recently graduated...congratulations! :-)
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 51 呵呵，跟大学四年级一个路数：学分够了，剩下就是混日子而已。
【在 k***a 的大作中提到】
: 分数够了，毕业证还要等满一个月 ：）
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 52 是！新年好！有一阵不见了。
【在 G****A 的大作中提到】
: 文豪姐姐说得好。流水的营盘铁打的兵，实在是因为心中有情，不弃不离。灌不灌都没
: 关系，快乐就好
:
: ，在各个版面灌来灌去的大都是些熟悉的面孔。不再灌的水友，只要生活快乐，也替他
: 们高兴。
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s***a
发帖数: 1474 | |
N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 54 Wow! 多日未见小海mm过境！:-)
【在 s***a 的大作中提到】
: 心驰神往，千古佳话，Y'all!
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s***a
发帖数: 1474 | 55 我一直在默默的关注大家，aka 头盔
lol
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Wow! 多日未见小海mm过境！:-)
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l*****l
发帖数: 48 | 56 头盔aka马甲？
【在 s***a 的大作中提到】
: 我一直在默默的关注大家，aka 头盔
: lol
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