N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 1 L&L Evening News Anchor:
This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone,
known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a
recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland
ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with
more on this story. Lupo?
L&L Field Reporter:
Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel,
better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business
license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
name as Antoine, for fear of retribution, brought up the widespread
allegation that her application was part of a vast conspiracy by the
notorious LoveNLust gang to take over the world. In response, Ms.
Pachelbel issued a written statement, pointing out that she has only
been with the LoveNLust gang for a month and should not be confused
with the hardcore LoveNLusters.
L&L News has received a copy of the statement and was able to set up
an exclusive interview with Mr. Corleone to discuss this latest development.
Mr. Corleone is currently recuperating in a convalescent hospital after
surgical procedures to remove a tumor from his throat, which is an
epidemic that has plagued the Mafioso population since the 1970s,
according to data provided by the Hollywood Census Agency. After
reviewing the statement, Mr. Corleone asked L&L News to relay to Ms.
Pachelbel this recorded message:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDYiZK4HSk
We apologize for Mr. Corleone's less-than-perfect vocalization and his
heavy Italian accent. For those who did not get the full content of his
message, here's what he said to Ms. Pachelbel:
"Salute, Sese, my dear sister in LoveNLust. You know the rules: Once a
LoveNLuster, always a LoveNLuster. Listen to our sister Sophia, and
never forget our age-old tradition: You get in on your feet, and you
leave lying in a hearse. Dio ti benedice—God bless you."
Reporting live in New York, this is Lupo del Nord-Ovest, L&L News. |
C*******g 发帖数: 9288 | 2 You get in on your feet, and you
leave lying in a hearse.
这句虽然看不太懂,但是连蒙带猜也知道是经典语句。
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 3 十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
【在 C*******g 的大作中提到】 : You get in on your feet, and you : leave lying in a hearse. : 这句虽然看不太懂,但是连蒙带猜也知道是经典语句。
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C*******g 发帖数: 9288 | 4 十四妹意味深远啊,值得学习
十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : 十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
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P*******l 发帖数: 4895 | 5 狼兄,你好棒好棒哦~~O(∩_∩)O~
那个录音是你自己录的吧?后期处理得很好啊。我听完又听。
好开心狼兄首肯瑟瑟成为LoveNLuster :)
这句好搞笑,小安子对的LoveNLuster羡慕妒忌被狼兄发现了,嘻嘻
Antoine, for fear of retribution, brought up the widespread
allegation that her application was part of a vast conspiracy by the
notorious LoveNLust gang to take over the world.
btw,狼兄你也在dreamer潜水吗?怎么你连瑟瑟说自己只在文情一个月都知道了啊?
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 6 哈哈,多谢瑟瑟美言。瑟瑟的written statement难道不是发在Board版?
如果是在梦版,俺大概是当初追循薄荷大举表白的足迹而去偶然撞见。
【在 P*******l 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄,你好棒好棒哦~~O(∩_∩)O~ : 那个录音是你自己录的吧?后期处理得很好啊。我听完又听。 : 好开心狼兄首肯瑟瑟成为LoveNLuster :) : 这句好搞笑,小安子对的LoveNLuster羡慕妒忌被狼兄发现了,嘻嘻 : Antoine, for fear of retribution, brought up the widespread : allegation that her application was part of a vast conspiracy by the : notorious LoveNLust gang to take over the world. : btw,狼兄你也在dreamer潜水吗?怎么你连瑟瑟说自己只在文情一个月都知道了啊?
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 8 多谢捧场!:-)
【在 z********n 的大作中提到】 : 赞。西北狼兄实在是文情的旗杆。
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s*****l 发帖数: 2242 | 9 经典
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 10 Getting close to yours yet? :-)
【在 s*****l 的大作中提到】 : 经典
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P*******l 发帖数: 4895 | 11 我做一下故事的背景介绍,方便大家理解狼兄的大作吧:
前两天,瑟瑟去board申请新版面WeddingBells(这也是狼兄取的好名),在dreamer发
了一个帖子,叫大家去支持我。
小安子戏言,“文清帮真厉害,整天开版,要把买买提给占领了”。
然后我说,“我算文情的人吗,我在文情才混了一个月。”
现在经狼兄首肯,瑟瑟很荣幸地成为文情的人了,嘻嘻O(∩_∩)O~ |
G*********o 发帖数: 49669 | 12 狼兄威武
瑟瑟威武
我向你们靠拢,也争取成为主流
【在 P*******l 的大作中提到】 : 我做一下故事的背景介绍,方便大家理解狼兄的大作吧: : 前两天,瑟瑟去board申请新版面WeddingBells(这也是狼兄取的好名),在dreamer发 : 了一个帖子,叫大家去支持我。 : 小安子戏言,“文清帮真厉害,整天开版,要把买买提给占领了”。 : 然后我说,“我算文情的人吗,我在文情才混了一个月。” : 现在经狼兄首肯,瑟瑟很荣幸地成为文情的人了,嘻嘻O(∩_∩)O~
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v**8 发帖数: 350 | 13 你插的还不够紧?
【在 G*********o 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄威武 : 瑟瑟威武 : 我向你们靠拢,也争取成为主流
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s*******s 发帖数: 5087 | 14 狼兄V5!!!
原来乃不止可以PS图片,连声音都PS得那么出神入化啊!
拜服!!!
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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s*******s 发帖数: 5087 | 15 俺说不出这么意味深远的中文,更说不出这么原汁原味的英文。。。
十四妹意味深远啊,值得学习
十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
【在 C*******g 的大作中提到】 : 十四妹意味深远啊,值得学习 : : 十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
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C********h 发帖数: 2374 | 16 十四妹还没睡?
狼兄V5!!!
原来乃不止可以PS图片,连声音都PS得那么出神入化啊!
拜服!!!
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄V5!!! : 原来乃不止可以PS图片,连声音都PS得那么出神入化啊! : 拜服!!!
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C********h 发帖数: 2374 | 17 狼兄又拍你马屁了?
俺说不出这么意味深远的中文,更说不出这么原汁原味的英文。。。
十四妹意味深远啊,值得学习
十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】 : 俺说不出这么意味深远的中文,更说不出这么原汁原味的英文。。。 : : 十四妹意味深远啊,值得学习 : 十四妹的钧旨:站着进来,躺着出去。:-)
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s*******s 发帖数: 5087 | 18 就快了
见过寇兄~
【在 C********h 的大作中提到】 : 十四妹还没睡? : : 狼兄V5!!! : 原来乃不止可以PS图片,连声音都PS得那么出神入化啊! : 拜服!!!
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C********h 发帖数: 2374 | 19 周末怎么过的?
就快了
见过寇兄~
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】 : 就快了 : 见过寇兄~
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m*******o 发帖数: 4179 | 20 牛!狼兄可以当配音演员了
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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s***a 发帖数: 1474 | 21 狼兄,i服了u!
btw,你的声音和我想象的一模一样啊 :D |
C*******g 发帖数: 9288 | 22 你的台词竟然和我的一模一样
狼兄,i服了u!
btw,你的声音和我想象的一模一样啊 :D
【在 s***a 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄,i服了u! : btw,你的声音和我想象的一模一样啊 :D
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 23 多谢瑟瑟的背景介绍!俺都不记得在哪个版看到的这番对话了,呵呵。
【在 P*******l 的大作中提到】 : 我做一下故事的背景介绍,方便大家理解狼兄的大作吧: : 前两天,瑟瑟去board申请新版面WeddingBells(这也是狼兄取的好名),在dreamer发 : 了一个帖子,叫大家去支持我。 : 小安子戏言,“文清帮真厉害,整天开版,要把买买提给占领了”。 : 然后我说,“我算文情的人吗,我在文情才混了一个月。” : 现在经狼兄首肯,瑟瑟很荣幸地成为文情的人了,嘻嘻O(∩_∩)O~
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 24 呃,介个介个,声音如何PS法?莫非十四妹对俺的表演天赋缺乏信心?:-D
【在 s*******s 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄V5!!! : 原来乃不止可以PS图片,连声音都PS得那么出神入化啊! : 拜服!!!
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 25 Specializing in "bad guy" roles? :-)
【在 m*******o 的大作中提到】 : 牛!狼兄可以当配音演员了
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 26 The only problem is...that is sort of a "stage" voice, not my real
voice. :-)
But if you follow the lead of that video clip, you'll get to hear the
real voice. ;-)
【在 s***a 的大作中提到】 : 狼兄,i服了u! : btw,你的声音和我想象的一模一样啊 :D
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S****u 发帖数: 3092 | 28 WOW!狼兄绝对就是多才多艺的典范啊。做您的粉丝太光荣了。 |
m****o 发帖数: 8518 | 29 跟着神女后面顶狼大伯,太牛X了
WOW!狼兄绝对就是多才多艺的典范啊。做您的粉丝太光荣了。
【在 S****u 的大作中提到】 : WOW!狼兄绝对就是多才多艺的典范啊。做您的粉丝太光荣了。
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Y*Y 发帖数: 4838 | 30 浪兄英国文学专业的?怎么看不大懂啊
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】 : L&L Evening News Anchor: : This just in. The normally reclusive Mafia overlord Don Vito Corleone, : known as "the Godfather," has broken his long-held silence and sent a : recorded message to Daisy Pachelbel, a fast-rising star in the gangland : ranks, through L&L News. Our Lupo del Nord-Ovest is in New York with : more on this story. Lupo? : L&L Field Reporter: : Yes, Barbara. It stemmed from a recent incident when Daisy Pachelbel, : better known by her gangland alias "Sese," attempted to obtain a business : license to open a wedding chapel. A local citizen who only gave his first
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